ESPN:Â UNC hopes to set up meeting with McCants
JSN: Â Has he got them by the short hairs?
ESPN:Â Wojcik won't resign after abuse allegations
JSN: Â Sticks and stones may break his bones, but insult allegations will never hurt him??
ESPN: Battier joins ESPN as college hoops analyst
JSN: Battier = More EST bias.
ESPN:Â Cal C Rooks likely out for year after surgery
JSN:  Footer’s ACL puts him out for a year at Cal, at KU might he only be nicked up?Â
ESPN:Â Boise State to pay $2.3M in AAC settlement
JSN: Â BSU pays to stay in the Frack Pack aka MWC
ESPN:Â Charge dropped against ex-UNC professor
JSN: Â Is teaching UNC football players without a class meeting "Indirected Study"?
ESPN: Former educator files lawsuit against UNC 
JSN:  alleged “paper classes” and alleged “low reading levels” = alleged higher education in Chapel Hill?
ESPN:Â Gators and Hurricanes will renew hoops rivalry
JNS: Â Dueling sun screens?
ESPN: Recruit Adams picks UConn over KU, L'ville 
JSN: Typical ESPN—KU bold, L'ville abbreviated to where you barely see it, how about LOUISVILLE, K'sas instead?
ESPN:Â Former longtime coach Messbarger dies at 81
JSN: Ed, ya did good, R.I.P.
ESPN:Â Big 12 unveils modern-looking logo design
JSN: Â Its not only modern-looking, its annoyingly inaccurate, too!
ESPN:Â Miami: Probe into PEDs found no wrongdoing
JSN: Â Calling Frank Haith--don't have to worry about this one
ESPN:Â He's got mail: Pearl saved Barkley message
JSN: Charles says teams “take up” the personality of the coach; so what do joy rides with heat say about Bruce?
P.S.: Suggested UNC cheer--"Litigate, Tar Heels, litigate!"
(Note: All satire. No malice.)