My chatgpt generated parody with some coaching…
Flory Bidunga (Parody of Baby Beluga)
(Verse 1)
Flory Bidunga in the lane so wide,
Throwing down dunks with power and pride,
Swats that shot, now hear the crowd,
Allen Fieldhouse getting loud!
(Chorus)
Flory Bidunga, Flory Bidunga,
Is the rim still whole? Did the backboard hold?
When you dunk so heavy?
(Verse 2)
Drop step, rise up, rim’s gonna bend,
Two-hand slam, do it again,
Rebound, outlet, run the floor,
Flory’s coming back for more!
(Chorus)
Flory Bidunga, Flory Bidunga,
Is the rim still whole? Did the backboard hold?
When you dunk so heavy?
(Outro)
Late at night, when the game is through,
Another win, thanks to you,
Jayhawk legend, strong and true,
Flory B, we love you!