🏀 KuBuckets Archive

The Marine Corp is a tribe and so is KU basketball, so it is time for the chief to shave the sides, grow the top, and do The Fury thing !!!

Norm, Kurtis, Jerrance too! Fred gets a pass!

Suggested slogan during Oubre's inevitable stint in the toughening box.
OUBRE LIBRE!!

So: who is SNACK's bringing from Chi next? Clifford aka "THE BIG RED DOG*turns out to have been quite a get. Dear Training Table Chef: make sure THE BIG RED DOG keeps getting his Chicago style 'Za.

When Piper interviews Fred Quartelbaum be sure to wear your welding masks to avoid retinal burn.

Was Jerrance sitting on two chairs last night?

Rumor: Kurtis has promised to wear Tom Ford if this team wins 30.

Rumor: Ken Pomeroy stumped how to quantify Oubre's new do!

@jaybate-1.0 LOL..

False Rumor: Frankamp transferred due to inability to grow the Oubre Do. Quartlebaum has also offered to resigned, but Self has flatly denied his request.

False Rumor: Bill Raftery not only reputedly filed trademarks to "Onions" and "With a Kiss," but also reputedly to "I am a drunken moron," and "Circus geeks know more about basketball than I do."

(Note: Just kidding. All Satiric Fiction. No malice. I happen to believe Bill is NOT a drunken moron.)

"MantoMan"!!

I love it all! I'm the shark in "Jaws" swallowing up this entire thread.

Feed it to me!

Mis-Edited News Item: Nike 1 and 2 in AP poll, er, no, Kentucky 1, Arizona 2 in AP poll . :-)

False Rumor: Pearl gets back surgery: no truth to rumor he injured it lifting Charles at a barbecue.

Rumor: Michigan looking for an AD, KU fans unable to watch early basketball games recommend Zenger.

False Rumor: Refs whistled for inappropriate accessing of confidential information about referees unable to respond because of swallowed whistles.

False Rumor: Indiana Hoosier program charged with running an illegal, but drug free demolition derby on public streets of Bloomington.

False Rumor: Mangino and Weiss to co-write diet book.

False Rumor: Self to work with team on free throw shooting.

False Rumor: Self pleased with Ellis' one rebound.

False Commentary: +6 rebounding edge over D-II Washburn inspires confidence that this will be a great rebounding KU team.

(Note: All of the jaybate 1.0 posts in this thread above are supposed to be taken as satire. No malice. Good night already.)

@jaybate-1.0 Mr. Prolific tonite! You trying to make up for skipping @Jesse-Newell's in game blog?!?!

@VailHawk

Yes!

I got sideways with scheduling and completely blew it. I am as bummed I missed it as the game. Did @Jesse-Newell unveil any new wrinkles?

@jaybate-1.0

Not much new, just @Jesse-Newell's normal award winning stuff!

@KUSTEVE , @wrwlumpy , @drgnslayr @VailHawk (and now me)

Thanks for screwing up the @jaybate-1.0 ONLY thread.......:(

lol

@nuleafjhawk

It's like a glimpse into @jaybate-1.0's running thread in his brain!

@VailHawk and @nuleafjhawk and et al

Howling!