Ask Senators and Congresspersons you meet, “Hey, where’s the Department of Pork?"
Drive out to Maryland and ask the NSA where they keep your junk email?
Climb the Washington monument with suction cups.
Drive over to the Pentagon and ask when they are going to expand to a Hexagon?
Drop a KUBuckets.com T-shirt off at the Oval Office, then put it on the deck against the President.
Rent a Capitol Bike and check how water proof the hub drive is by riding it through the reflection pool in front of the Lincoln Memorial.
Ride from the reflecting pool along the Mall to the Federal Reserve and ask the Fed Chairman what about the private central bank is Federal and what do they keep in reserve?
Ride over to the Jefferson Memorial and read the sentence that most justifies Washington, D.C.: "I have sworn upon the altar of God eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man.”
Ride over to the Franklin Delano Roosevelt Memorial and read the Four Freedoms etched in stone.
FREEDOM OF SPEECH
FREEDOM OF WORSHIP
FREEDOM FROM WANT
FREEDOM FROM FEAR
God, help me, I do love this country so. Beat the Hoyas.
