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Does adidas have a line of long johns for Bragg to endorse...when he gets to the pros?
Jan 10, 2015 12:16 AM #1

In the recent feed of Carlton Bragg supplied by Dr. X. Y. Dragonslayr, Ph.d., Forrest Claire Allen Chair, Institute for Advanced Basketball Research, Virtual Lawrence, Kansas, I was so excited about Bragg's length and athleticism and Under Armour Petrotennies, that I completely overlooked Bragg's ultra heavyweight long johns he wore under his uniform. I believe these long johns could be a new look in college and pro basketball and could spur an enormous apparel submarket: basketball long johns.

Does anyone know if adidas designers are hard at work on some custom long johns that Carlton could wear and later endorse in the L? :-)

P.S.: Hey, long johns, lemme see here, um, how about KU approaches Cabela's!!!!!!! Now they know long johns. And cammies, too!

P.P.S: We could even connect Cabela's up with Kief Morris and he could endorse Daisy BeeBee guns!

P.P.P.S: This dog will hunt.

P.P.P.P.: Chancellor Bernie, maybe we could develop this pup into the Institute for Advanced Endorsement Research!

Jan 10, 2015 01:07 PM #2

@jaybate-1.0 Dr. X. Y. Dragonslayr, Ph.d., Forrest Claire Allen Chair, Institute for Advanced Basketball Research, Virtual Lawrence, Kansas

LMAO...PHOF