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Let Us Now Name Coaching Chairs...
Jan 12, 2015 11:08 PM #1

KSU: The Virgil and Cloris Debtmeier Hog Reproduction Testing Basketball Coach.

OSU: The T.Boone Pickens I Can't Even Buy a Good Basketball Coach Basketball Coach .

OU: The Lyle and Beatrix Dribbledong Clouded Red River Land Title Head Basketball Coach.

UT: The Bobby Bob and Belinda Bigwaggon Bush Base Basketball Coach

TTech: The Sam and Jezebel Piecehaighter Defense Contracting Basketball Coach.

TCU: The Jim and Tammy Praywell Kevlar Cathedral Basketball Coach.

ISU: The Paul and Eileen Snouteater Meaningless Iowa Caucaus Basketball Coach.

WVU: The Jerry and Mary Lieu West Virginia Was Stolen from Virginia for Its Oil, Coal and Saltpeter in the Civil War Basketball Coach.

(Note: All fiction. No malice.)

Jan 12, 2015 11:23 PM #2

@jaybate-1.0 whose KU's coaching chair?

Jan 13, 2015 12:00 PM #3

@jaybate-1.0 said:

ISU: The Paul and Eileen Snouteater Meaningless Iowa Caucaus Basketball Coach.

Nice early morning, chuckle, here.

Jan 13, 2015 03:28 PM #4

@Lulufulu

I want to write something distinguished with Naismith in the title, but since comedy requires poking fun at one's self as well as others...

KU: John D. and Lydia K. Rockmellon Provincial Rail Pinch Point and Resource Colony for the Crown of Great Britain Basketball Coach. :-)