(Note: I just saw this over on CJONline under an @Jesse-Newell story and thought I better post it here.)
MEMO FROM THE DESK OF BILL SELF
TO: JNew
FROM: Bill Self, Head Basketball Coach, University of Kansas
Re: Requested Retitle of Hawkzone web page for KU coverage
Jesse, it has come to my attention that CJOnline.com calls the page that lists all stories about KU "The Hawkzone."
Use of the z-word might be okay for other programs you cover, but I think you know how Mr. Iba and I feel about the z-word.
I would very much appreciate it if you would request that the web page be renamed to something more fitting with our basketball philosophy here at Kansas.
My recommendation would be "The Hawkman2man."
Thanks in advance.
Best regards, Bill Self.
(Note: All fiction. No malice.)
