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IAMCQ 1: What are persons that live in Lubbock called?

Possible Answerers:

a.) Lubbockites.

b.) Lubbockians.

c.) Persons without bus fare.

IAMCQ 2: What are persons that love Lubbock called?

Possible Answers:

a.) Lubbockisti.

b.) Lubbockophiles.

c.) Persons fond of Federal subsidy.

IAMCQ 3: When you visit another town and it reminds you of Lubbock, what do you call it?

Possible Answers:

a.) Neo-Lubbock-esque.

B.) Lubbock-like.

c.) Buchenwald.

IAMCQ 4: What do you call a party in Lubbock?

Possible Answers:

a.) a hoe down.

b.) a shindig.

c.) a contradiction in terms.

IAMCQ 5: What do Lubbockites call sustainable pumping of the Ogallala Acquifer?

Possble Answers:

a.) a desirable goal.

b.) a political agenda.

c.) a joke.

IAMCQ 6: What do persons from Lubbock call a basketball?

Possible Answers:

a.) a ball used in an indoor game.

b.) an inflated spheroid.

c.) an inflamed bull teste.

(Note: all fiction. No malice.)

@jaybate-1.0 This is funny now. I hope they don't beat the crap out of us ! Or more accurately, I hope we don't beat the crap out of us.

@nuleafjhawk

The only thing we have to fear is flu itself.--Franklin Delano Roosebate 1.0

I thought happiness Was Lubbock, Texas In my rear view mirror - Mac Davis - Texas In My Rear View Mirror

He should have quit there...

@jaybate-1.0 IMCQ:7
What's the best thing to come out of Lubbock?

A.) Buddy Holly

B.) Waylan Jennings

C.) Jimmy Dean

D.) Roy Orbison

E.) Dan Blocker

F.) I-27

@wrwlumpy

For me, its gotta be Buddy.

P.S.: Buddy made everyone want to sing their own way from Lubbock to Liverpool.

(subsequent add for @JayHawkFanToo below.)

As I recall it, Waylon was born in Littlefield, TX mostly spun vinyl in Lubbock, and played joints part time and got picked up by Buddy's label briefly before the Iowa crash. Tried Nashville on, and then bounced around, Texas, but spent more time in AZ than Texas and finally spent retirement and died of diabetes there.

I don't recall Vernon, Texas born Roy ever being much of a Lubbock guy, having grown up in Ft. Worth and Wink, but almost everyone blew through Lubbock during and after Buddy briefly. He sang a little with Buddy, so he had to have blown through briefly. Odessa? Yes, briefly. But mostly he went Nashville and then late Traveling Wilburys.

Hoss? I forget where he was from. If you say Lubbock, I will go along to get along.

@wrwlumpy

Actually...that is a pretty good list...

@jaybate-1.0 Well, when Sheldon left LA, after his and Leonard's apartment was burglarized, and arrived in Bozeman, MT, he refered to citizens of Bozeman as Bozites. And since Sheldon is smarter than anyone on this board, I'll go with Lubbockites.

@jaybate-1.0

Long before the Traveling Wilburys he was the only singer to open for Elvis and for the Beatles in Europe where he became a huge star.

@JayHawkFanToo

Oh, yeah, he was great one .

"Sweet dreams, baby

Sweet dreams, baby

How long must I dream.

Sweet dreamin' got me dreamin' sweet dreams

The whole night through..."

@jaybate-1.0
1- We call ourselves Texans.

2- They're called " KUSTEVE"

3- You'd call it "Midland"

4- After watching TT's Dance Team, I'd call it a rump shaking event ...

5- Depends on who is leading the charge for it. If it's the same bat sh*t crazy people who are telling us polar ice is going away, i would be skeptical

6- Ask Bubba Jennings - he'd know.

I lived in Lubbock for almost a decade. My dad lived there for almost 40 years until his death 10 years ago. I still have an uncle, and two sisters living there.

@KUSTEVE

Okay, okay, it was just some jokes to get us ready for banging the Tub and getting us to Number 11. I apologize for ripping on the old home place. :-)

@jaybate-1.0 You have opened one of the funniest threads I have ever read on this BUCKETS site. Buchenwald...O MY!

@jaybate-1.0 "...banging the Tub," hell! What about that dance team?

@REHawk Well that one blond could use some sun.

@jaybate-1.0 The "key" word is "USED " to live there. I know what you mean - it sucks!!!! LOL.

@brooksmd I noticed that too - that little gal could cut herself with a kitchen knife and not even bleed.