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Some Places an Assistant Basketball Coach Might Serve a Brief Suspension for Misdemeanor Possession of Marijuana

Alaska

California

Colorado

Connecticut

District of Columbia

Maine

Maryland

Massachusetts

Minnesota

Mississippi

Nebraska

Nevada

New York

North Carolina

Ohio

Oregon

Rhode Island

Vermont

(Note: this is a joke. It is only a joke. If it were intended seriously, you would have been asked to turn to your Civil Defense channel for further instructions. It is also made sans malice.)

I think the key is to stay away from "endorsements."

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@drgnslayr tooooooo much! Erase!!

@drgnslayr

Howling!

I can not confirm or deny snacks is staying in my guest room.

That reminds me I need to make a costco run

@VailHawk

Howling!

@jaybate-1.0

In 2 weeks, Snacks will be named as the head coach of the Cannabis Cup

In 2 weeks, Snacks will be named head coach of the Jamaican league basketball team

In 2 weeks, Snacks will come back to KU with a rasta hat full of dreadlocks and a tie dye shirt.

I don't think it will be too many more years from now when mainstream looks back at a story like this and giggles about it... (without having to be high).

@Lulufulu

Will that be the "Cools Runnings" basketball version?