Beating Baylor.
Sweeping Baylor and WVU.
Winning an 11th B12 Title.
Beating Kentucky for a ring.
Shortcomings in KENPOM's algorithms.
The strengths and weaknesses of RPI.
How much bigger other guys look than we do, while standing at urinals in public restrooms.
Whether Oprah will ever really stabilize her weight and retire.
What those unmarked white airplanes are spraying in the sky.
Whether Allen Turing was gay, bi-sexual, or just strongly attracted to vacuum tubes.
The possibility of horniness on other exo planets in the Milk Way Galaxy.
The probability of the Kardashians spontaneously combusting before doing anything else requiring no talent.
My dog running away with a neighbor's wife and living happily in Dubai on bitcoins stolen from me.
Amazon women taking over the global convenience store oligopoly and forcing men to buy Trojan contraceptives in unnecessarily large quantities for women that don't put out.
Members of the Joint Chiefs of Staffs ordering all the services to wear invisibility kilts.
Gundam wings taking over the fighting of all preemptive resource wars on Earth and winning, then declaring reality a cartoon universe.
Vast expanses of the universe discovered to be filled with Chartreuse Matter that compels us all to send uninspired valentines to loved ones.
A giant unabridged collection of Remembrance of Things Past put in stationary orbit over Watson Library.
The first Hooters Restaurant on Mars accessible by Space X with frequent flyer miles earned from purchases with a leading credit card.
Half truths.
(Note: All fiction. No malice.)