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A Musical Invitation (that swings) for Jason to Bring Olivia to AFH at 7:30 Instead of Dinner at Eight at Cecconi's...
May 18, 2015 11:55 PM #1

She gets too hungry, for dinner at eight (I am starving)

She loves the Chandler, but she never comes late

I never bother, with actors that I hate

That's why this lady is a Hawk

She doesn't like crap games, with directors named Earl

Won't go to Venice, in fake leopard and pearls

And I definitely won't dish out dirt, with any Judd girls (Thank you)

That's why the lady is a Hawk

I love the free, fresh wind in my hair

Ball without care,

Oh I'm so broke (it's old)
I
hate California, it's so crowded and all talk

That's why the lady is a Hawk (I am a Hawk)

Sometimes I go to Catalina Island (oh the harbor is divine)

And I love the Dodgers ( Mattingly's just fine)

Don't just follow Rogers and Hart (she'll sing whatever rhymes)

That's why the lady is a Hawk

I love a prizefight

That isn't a fake (no fakes)

And I love a row boat with you and your wife on Potters lake

She goes to AFH and stays wide awake (yes, I do)

That's why this lady is a Hawk

She likes the three (three) stripes (stripes) on adidas shoes

What can I lose, 'cause I got no dough (oh no?)

I'm all alone when I lower my socks

That's why the lady is a Hawk, go!

I love your free fresh, I love your handkerchief in my hair

Ball without care,

Oh I'm so broke (that's old)

Hates California, it's so cold and all talk

That's why the lady is a Hawk

That's why this lady is a Hawk

That's why the lady is a Hawk

Songwriters
HART, LORENZ/RODGERS, RICHARD/1.0, jaybate

Special thanks to The Lady and Mr. Bennett--the guy that still has the best pipes in the business!!!!!

May 19, 2015 12:59 PM #2

PHOF!