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May 23, 2015 10:23 PM #1

John Calipari actually had a goal to send nine players to the draft, not eight, instead of winning title ↗

All I want to do is bottle and sell the methane gas coming off this garbage so I can retire with a castle in Florida.

May 24, 2015 03:15 AM #2

I assume this means he was hoping Poythress and Ulis were going pro as well then.

I know if I was the AD at Kentucky, I'd be pretty ticked off right now. I assume Kentucky pays Calipari to try and win national titles and not send players to the NBA, but I could be wrong about that one. This emphasis is also a pretty strong sign that Cal's heart is in the NBA right now and he's waiting for the right situation to head back to the NBA.

I have zero issues saying that I would be perfectly fine with KU winning national titles and never sending a single player to the NBA. Never going to happen I know, but you get sentiment,

May 24, 2015 12:28 PM #3

@drgnslayr I think his announcement was a cry for help, intended to sway Thon Maker to come aboard for 3 months. Pitiful...as Jed Clampett used to say.

May 24, 2015 01:05 PM #4

@KUSTEVE
Jed was one of my favorites. "Whee Doggies"

May 24, 2015 01:22 PM #5

@KUSTEVE

Yeah... Cal is every bit "Banker Drysdale!"

May 24, 2015 01:29 PM #6

The rule in regime change is create the agent of regime change and then, when change has come, clear the agent from your wake. There are no exceptions.

May 24, 2015 01:53 PM #7

@drgnslayr Spewed my coffee on that one...LMAO...

May 24, 2015 02:59 PM #8

@drgnslayr
Banker Drysdale was always threatening to transfer Miss Hathaway to Moosejaw, Alaska. As a kid I always wanted to visit there and Beverly Hills to see the difference.