The fake Bate Group 1.0 wishes to announce some of its policies regarding 501.c3 sports advocacy.
1.) we are against everything that is wrong.
2.) we are for everything that is right.
3.) we are uncertain about everything that is uncertain.
4.) we are FLATLY against scheduling ISIL or Al Qaeda teams.
5.) we oppose the destabilization of athletic departments trying to do things the right way , so that a coaching slot will open up and be filled by a pet coach.
6.) we believe that all sports advocacy groups should be formed with a sunset clause in their bylaws except for the fake The Bate Group 1.0.
7.) we advocate for Sports advocacy groups that advocate for the NCAA to become strictly a policing organization and for the member institutions to fund a separate organization for negotiating revenue generating contracts.
8.) we are opposed to full, or partial, frontal nudity in basketball.
9.) we are for shoe companies giving an equal number of players and equal amount of money to every program in division one, or for all the money and all of the best players to be given to KU.
10.) we are for Olivia Wilde being given free, lifetime membership in the fake The Bate Group 1.0.
(Note: all fiction and/or parody. No malice.)😀
