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jSPN stringers in Kansas City have just learned that soon to retire Jack Harry has committed to a sex change.

Reportedly Jack will convert from a woman to a man and take the name Jaclyn for reasons not yet entirely clear.

The Institute for Transgender Integrity in Broadcasting (ITIB) is reportedly seeking a court order to stop Jack Harry from becoming Jaclyn Harry on grounds that Jack/Jaclyn Harry would set the transgender cause back half a century.

Developing....

(Note: all fiction. No malice.)

@jaybate-1.0 HA!

@jaybate-1.0 Careful you may be reported to the trans-police for being trans-disrespectful.

@brooksmd YADA, YADA...

@globaljaybird

In today's environment, apparently it is a bigger achievement and you are a bigger hero going from "man to woman" than winning the Decathlon Gold Medal at the Olympics...but then, these are the same people that idolize the Kardashians for...frankly, I don't have a clue why.

@JayHawkFanToo But he/she/it still has the he junk and has a thing for women. I'm so trans-confused.

@JayHawkFanToo

I don't pretend to understand the transgender world. So.... no disrespect intended by my next comment.

If I had to live in the Kardashian household I'm sure I'd have my peepee removed, too...

@drgnslayr No you wouldn't, because they would've chopped it off before you got in the front door....just like Bruce, or Ruth or whatever he calls himself.

@brooksmd Don't they basically just shove all the guy parts inside to create the lady parts?

@Texas-Hawk-10 I don't know, do they?

As Stewie said on Family Guy, it must be an absolute casserole down there.

Waaaaay too much information. This thread should have not been started in the fist place and needs to stop. I apologize for my contribution helping prolong it...:(

@Texas-Hawk-10 One time I saw how they do it in Thailand and it had me sitting cross-legged and cringing. Don't remember if it was a youtube vid or something on tv. But once they inserted the catheter, made the cut and slid the offending part down and off the catheter, I was done and found something else to watch. I guess then they turn it inside out and stuff it back in. I don't know and don't plan on going through it to be more informed.

I am sooooo happy I started this thread in the first place and tickled to life so many got some laughs!! 😅