I would Earp ...
You can text him something like this...the numbers might have changed since I last checked...
@globaljaybird I love Earp, just so much more meaning than puke!
@VailHawk omgosh, googled KU cakes and this came up, figured u guys would like it!!image.jpg β
@VailHawk This picture reminded me that earlier tonight my wife made me realize that, after 36 years of marriage (and almost 4 years of dating) I have never been more in love with her.
While watching the Chiefs game, a commercial came on advertising an upcoming college football game at Arrowhead this season between "two storied programs" - BYU and Missouri. When the commercial was over, my usually docile and mild mannered wife looked at me and says (I quote) "WHO GIVES A SHIT???"
@nuleafjhawk I know you got a lot of years invested, but she's definitely a keeper.
@VailHawk Just remember, this is the current Miss Missouri...(WARNING: EXTREMELY GRAPHIC CONTENT)!Misery girl.jpg β
Meanwhile, KU has this...!KU girl.jpg β
@Texas-Hawk-10 WOW! The best looking girl in Missouri and the worst looking gal at KU (jk) in the same frame!! And just LOOK at that gal from KU - she can palm a basketball!!
@Crimsonorblue22 Oh hey look, its a cake of the KU Boobs girl.
@Texas-Hawk-10 OMG, that miss Mizzou chic just needs a missing tooth to complete the ensemble. I think I hear a banjo playing too. Wisky Tango much?