• Robert Graham signature long sleeve warm ups--insides of cuffs and collars have patterns and colors that clash ironically with crimson and blue.
• retro uniform with POPP and Muck Fizzou slogans repeated in many fonts and scales.
• crimson and blue tie dye uniform with basketball sole sandals.
• jet black skin tight spandex one piece uniform with Kansas in blue and a crimson Exo-jock.
• clear cellophane shorts.
• quick wicking desert camo with Coors hydration bladder.
• police style shirts and shorts with a utility belt for rebounding taser and night stick for fighting over screens.
• shorts with CBernie's kisser on the front and Sheahon's on the back.
• signature Travel Smith away uniforms with half a dozen hidden zippered security pockets and an interior waist belt for passports.
• signature JPeterman warm ups recalling making love in a French country inn with a provocatively memorable heir to a Dijon mustard fortune that liked foreplay standing on a bidet while reciting Cocteau and eating rillette with a walnut liqueur from Savigny l' Beaunne.
(Note: all fiction. No malice.)
