Its who we are.
The fault is not in our Self, but in ourselves.
WE ARE AN INSIDE POWER TEAM...AGAIN.
IF WE DON'T HAVE GREAT INDIVIDUAL CENTERS, DR. FRANKENSELF GOES TO THE OPERATING TABLE AT MIDCOURT AT MIDNIGHT AT MIDCOURT ALLEN FIELD HOUSE DURING A KANSAS SEVERE WEATHER WARNING AND COBBLES TOGETHER PIECES OF FIVE CENTERS ROBBED FROM GRAVES UNCONTROLLED BY THE APPARENT RECRUITING EMBARGO, STITCHES THEM INTO AN UNHOLY UNITY, AND THEN HAS YGOR ROBERTS RUN THE GURNEY UP THE ROPES WITH PULLEYS UNTIL IT CAN BE STRUCK BY INTENSE BOLTS OF LIGHTENING THAT ANIMATE THE FRANKENCENTER INTO WHAT COMES TO BE CALLED FIRST COMPOSITE 5, AND THEN FRANKEN FIVE.
Ahem.
As any good therapist will tell you, change of ingrained behavior patterns is difficult.
And persons handsomely rewarded for such behavior patterns to the level of the Golden .800 find change especially difficult.
88-46, despite it being vs. a cupcake, is a kind of reward that feels as good to coaches as to fans.
Outbounding someone 44 to 25 after spending last season getting turned into front court effeminates for much of a season feels fabulously good. Have a Havana Stogie with the end properly scissored off and lit good.
Franken Five, the new Frankenstein's monster of Division 1 Hoops 2015-16 season, terrorized James Naismith Court for 22 points and 20 rebounds, finally reaching the 20/20 plateau that I have been suggesting was the next mile stone within reach of The Monster.
As with the original Frankenstein's Monster, our Monster is misunderstood and under appreciated for his manifold virtues and capabilities in unfamiliar form.
Franken Five dominates games almost without anyone even noticing. Imagine if Joel Embiid had scored 22 points and grabbed 20 rebounds! Board rats would have been beside themselves saying, here could be the best KU center developing since Wilt Chamberlain, or Danny Manning, or, well, at least since Raef LaFrentz.
But does anyone lavish love on the Franken Five other than the old blind @jaybate 1.0 that offers The Monster one of his very own Havana's and welcomes him to the table of great KU centers?
NO.
Franken Five is ignored.
Franken Five is ridiculed.
Franken Five is reduced to two players next March.
Franken Five is hounded from game to game, or ignored as a freak that will soon pass from our sights.
Franken Five is even displaced into a position player that does not really exist; that has been replaced by a wished for 3-point shooting dominated team--a team of who we wish to be--not of who we are.
Poor, poor, poor Franken Five.
The Monster only wants to be loved in a cruelly indifferent world that seemingly can neither love, nor understand The Monster.
Woe, woe, woe, if Franken Five.
And yet, The Monster plays on...seemingly determined to be accepted for what he is.
Go, Franken Five, go!!!!!!!