Franklin Roosevelt would have put it something like this:
"Yesterday, December 30th, 2013--a date which will live in infamy, the University of Kansas was suddenly and deliberately attacked by half court and three point forces of Rockets of the University of Toledo.
KU was asleep at the defensive end of the floor and under the constant disruption of a Division 1 Mid Major gave up an unconscionable 32 field goals on James Naismith Court in Allen Field House.
The University of Kansas basketball coaching staff considers this performance a defensive crime by the Jayhawks and will forthwith pursue unconditional defensive excellence and will by the grace of god one day triumph over this disgraceful situation and lock down opposing teams of the highest calibers, so help us God!"
