"Does anyone know where I can find a Jayhawk?
Any of you pussycats know where I can find a Jayhawk?
Let me explain what a Jayhawk is so if you see one you can let me know.
A Jayhawk is someone who has never heard the word "quit."
A Jayhawk is someone who has never thrown the towel in like towel boys doing the laundry.
A Jayhawk knows his/her identity... a winner... head pointed up... always going 200%... dignified... assured of themselves.
From now on, I only want to spend what valuable hours I have left on this planet with real Jayhawks. If any of you pussycats wants to continue this relationship, you will have to become Jayhawks. And if you don't want to strive to become a Jayhawk, there is the door. Don't let it hit you in the arse on the way out, it might crush your pussycat tail. Or if you think you want to challenge me on who you think you are right now, I'll go out the door with you and we can settle this in the yard. Any takers?
So I need to know how many of you want to be Jayhawks, and how many of you want to stay pussycats? Who is in, and who is out? Decide. Just be sure... this will be one of the most important decisions you ever make with your life."
(this is for our players...)