SOME POSSIBLE UNDERHANDED HOIBERG STRATEGIES FOR THE LAWRENCE REMATCH
~Hoiberg sends ISU stalker fan down to follow Bill around until Bill can't sleep the night before the big game.
~Hoiberg will bring back Johnny Orr to sit on the bench and talk endlessly about how Orr used to torment Larry Brown into making mistakes, while yelling intermitently toward the KU bench that Bill Self is just like Larry without the wanderlust.
~Hoiberg will bring back Tim Floyd to walk around behind the KU bench with a brief case full of money and whisper subliminal suggestions about transferring.
~Hoiberg brings Larry Eustachy back and tells Larry to try to party hearty with KU players' girl friends at the Wheel the night before the game, thus upsetting the concentration of KU players.
~Hoiberg plans to ship the Atanasoff-Berry Computer replica, a replica of the world's first electronic digital computer that was invented at Iowa State between 1937 and 1942, and that is now housed in Durham Center, at ISU, down to AFH to be placed behind the ISU bench, so that Hoiberg can keep track of how many time outs he has left.
~Hoiberg has added Nobel Prize Winner and part time ISU faculty member--chemist Dan Schecter--to his staff to covertly cover the soles of KU's Adidas basketball shoes with no stick material made from Schecter quasi-crystals, in order to make KU players slip and fall. Schecter, an Israeli citizen, will take time off from his campaign to become President of Israel, to give KU what some wits in chemistry call the Linus Pauling slip.
(Note: Obviously, this is all fantastically, satriically fiction. Absolutely lacking in malice.)
