Rules:
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Only losers can enter.
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Losers have to congratulate themselves after being swept by their major rival.
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Losers have to be on record that one missed call by referees has caused the season to be completely upended from what the Play Hard Chart rankings show.
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Losers have to agitate fiercely for the Most Outlandish Whiner Award while bringing up decade-ago successes to defend against current loserdom.