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Jun 23, 2017 05:04 PM #1

http://www.kctv5.com/story/35731339/back-to-school-mizzou-to-rent-out-dorm-rooms-to-public#.WU1Fyrdr-ys.twitter ↗

Jun 23, 2017 05:09 PM #2

@Crimsonorblue22 Wow, brilliant, what could possibly go wrong with this idea?

Jun 23, 2017 05:15 PM #3

@Crimsonorblue22

They have really fallen on hard times...how soon before they start renting the rooms by the hour....:smiley:

I bet the hotels in town are not happy about it.

Jun 23, 2017 05:25 PM #4

They might as well sign on with AirBnB.

Jun 23, 2017 05:38 PM #5

If this doesn't end in disaster I'll be shocked.

Jun 23, 2017 05:39 PM #6

@JayHawkFanToo "…how soon before they start renting the rooms by the hour…"

Maybe after that the next step will be hiring Andre McGee for recruiting, and then they can recoup a little of that booster cash expended on NoTell Motels off-campus.

Jun 23, 2017 05:44 PM #7

Next step...sign endorsement contract with LaVar Ball and BBB...a match made in heaven...:smiley:

Jun 23, 2017 09:57 PM #8

Uhh yeah does the kitchen have like a Bunsen burner and fire extinguisher if I want to, like, "cook"?

Jun 23, 2017 10:00 PM #9

Have to enroll in a chem lab for that.

Jun 23, 2017 10:31 PM #10

I hear Fizzou's new fight song is "Deliverance."

Jun 23, 2017 10:34 PM #11

Fizzou is striking while the Iron is cold. They are extending offers to Michael Flynn and James Comey to handle campus security.

Jun 23, 2017 10:38 PM #12

MU Newz:

The Center for Sudafed Cracking Research on the MU campus announced a break through in coal-solar hybrid sudafed cracking. They use solar power to ignite open pit coal fires used to crack sudafed. It won a Shamey--the Shameful Inefficiency Award from the National Institute for Dumb Standards.

Jun 24, 2017 02:06 PM #13

And some folks on here want to give Fizzoo some credibility by engaging them in athletics? Let'em wallow in their own mud pit. They've earned it.

Jun 24, 2017 03:02 PM #14

@brooksmd You guys are awful tough on them folks... but it's true that extended stay criteria can really rake in the coins in "methzurrie".

Jun 26, 2017 07:12 PM #15

http://www.stltoday.com/sports/college/mizzou/columbia-man-crashes-car-into-mizzou-arena/article_8349bb7f-d9e7-572b-9c79-6d96373f38ee.html ↗

Jun 26, 2017 07:43 PM #16

Probably got a notice that due to economic difficulties at Meth U the job he had as a cable puller at the arena with his degree in English, was being abolished. Most likely will offer free event admission to students who volunteer to pull cables.