What basketball offense should KU run this season under various looming war scenarios?
It is a near certainty that the New World Order and its symbiotic enemies want no part of an unlimited nuclear war that unforeseen consequences assure escalates to Mutually Assured Destruction; that would end all of their gravy trains built on diverting exorbitant shares of ordinary persons income to pay for "national security" in a world skillfully made dangerous enough to need such never ending security—what might be called The Bomb Tax.
Can't have that!
Both sides apparently seek only an end to duly constituted republican government subordinated to a sovereign nation of individual persons with certain inalienable rights, and to end certain other governments, regardless of type, that refuse to subordinate to the Bank of International Settlements' private central banking system.
Thus the rational fan, the sane fan, the decent, law-abiding and hardworking fan, the fan that must carry on--regardless of what anti-democratic, one-world idiots and megalomaniacal financial oligarchs do in coming weeks and months--has no choice but to ask the aforementioned question: what basketball offense should KU run under various looming war scenarios?
Black Sky: The Black Sky scenario involves an opponent of America using various forms of directed energy and/or high altitude detonation of one, or more low yield nuclear devices designed to optimize EMP (electromagnetic pulse) effect, so as to bring down one, two, or all three components of the USA electric power grid, and simultaneously wipe out all digital electronic data on electromagnetic storage devices not protected by Faraday cages on the surface of the USA, or otherwise protected by location in deep, EMP-resistant, caverns. Americans would within seconds lose electrical power. As night follows day, lights would go off, and most if not all electronically operated devices, especially anything relying on digital electronic subsystems, but without back up power supplies, would immediately cease to function, and when power was restored, function erratically, if at all, unless protected data back ups survived the EMP event and were properly rebooted. In any case, such a Black Sky event would likely persist for months, or years. Food and water supplies would be exhausted within days, or a week, despite there being a theoretical 10 day supply in the pipeline. Unless one were to be selected to inhabit one of the many hardened underground communities reputedly developed with absconded, unaccounted for tax payer money to house members of the Deep State, one would be FOL (fecally outta luck). Survivalists, especially those with food and guns, would be quickly identified by their "grey man" uniforms by starving and overwhelmed individuals, and then killed and eaten; there being no known 1,000 to 10,000 round clips of ammunition for assault rifles, even those illegally modified to fully automatic, capable of stopping a large, hunger-crazed crowd. After dining ravenously on grey men on foot, these same starving masses would quickly focus on pursuit of grey men survivalists in grey man vehicles (e.g., pre black box 6 cylinder pickup trucks and small Subaru sedans with four wheel drive). Once forced off the road, and fleeing on foot, these grey men would be tracked by their "non-military" back packs, as they attempted to get to pre-arranged bug out destinations cached with food and water. Certain starving masses would simply try to catch and eat the survivalists on sight, while others would learn quickly to pursue the survivalists to their bug-out destinations and then eat both the cache and the survivalist. In such an environment, where high mobility predation was the coin of the realm, the best offense would, I suspect, be a Dean Smith-derived four corner stall modified so that all players cut holes in the floor and dug down to a depth of 8 feet, then pulled the wooden floor cutout over their hole and delayed until the opposing team was either shot dead by grey-man-disguised survivalists using either their concealed carry Sigs, or their illegally modified assault rifles, or eaten by the starving masses pursuing said grey-man survivalists through Allen Field House.
A second likely war scenario would be…
Limited Thermonuclear Exchange: In a limited thermonuclear exchange scenario, the bat-shit crazy one worlders set off a false flag event, like a neo Nazi march salted with agents provocateur, and enabled by police stand-downs, leading to a panicked population, a declaration of martial law, and the resort to use of a low yield, fission uranium suit case bomb, probably in a Democrat controlled sanctuary city, that is blamed on an opponent with a noncompliant dictator refusing to subordinate to the western private central banking cabal. In turn, the bat shit crazy one worlders launch high yield, thermonuclear-tipped missiles from Trident class nuclear submarines off the sea coast of the opponent that are then further chased with some in-theater ABM's retipped with high yield hydrogen bombs located a few scant minutes from their destinations. In this scenario, the actual offensive set run by KU on offense would be less crucial than avoidance of the sanctuary city where the false flag detonation were to occur. The recommended avoidance strategy hinges on embedding a KU basketball fan into the current “Deep State in Perpetuity” running America that can give Coach Self early warning about which sanctuary city will be sacrificed, so that Coach Self and other KU coaching officials can come up with a palatable excuse about why KU has to delay the doomed game and seek a change of venue without a forfeit. In short, KU must not only find a way NOT to play the game in the vicinity of the false flag suitcase nuclear detonation, but it must also try to impose a predetermined replacement game site outside the blast zone, in order to avoid adverse effects of prolonged post-blast, radiation exposure. KU holds too great of a home court advantage to expect opponents to agree to a replacement game at Allen Field House. And the same holds true for Sprint Center in KC. So: KU cannot reasonably expect to schedule change of venue games at either location. Of course, KU should not agree to playing the change of venue game on the opponent's home floor, after the blast, because it will likely be in a state of ash and green glass for many seasons afterwards. So: the obvious scheduling move is to offer to play the game in a safe, desirable location likely not to be targeted for retaliatory nuclear strikes. The no-brainer solution is obvious. The game should be rescheduled to be played within 1 mile of the next scheduled secret meeting of Bilderberg, where there will be absolutely zero chance that a nuclear device will strike the private oligarchy of the West, which reputedly attends the supposedly secret, but always leaked, Bilderberg meetings. Bilderberg meetings tend to be held in secure hotels with four season climates and a suitable supply of non-unionized sex workers. All of the above, of course, implies Coach Self could reasonably resort to ANY of KU's typical offensive sets.
Spit Wads: If the universe were to turn out to be a computer simulation running what-if scenarios for a higher form of intelligence, basic statistics with assumptions of normal distributions of mean of zero, sigma^2, an underlying randomness free of autocorrelation, there is a remote right and left tale chance that the insane leaderships of the one-worlders and of the megalomaniacal central bank financiers could temporarily transcend their respective insanities and agree to have the leaders of each of the warring sides engage in a winner-take-all, battle to the death using Bic pen bodies and well-masticated, paper spit wads. In such an eventuality, once again, Coach Self would be free to run what ever form of the offense he prefers.
(Note: All fiction. No malice.)
