Win national championship, preferably basketball, preferably KU.
Feed UDunka the ball 100 times a game.
Get Malik up to #3 ranked status as he was in HS.
Get Billy P on the court.
Figure out meaningful touches for Sammy De Sousa. Or is it John Philip De Sousa?
Find more contributing members for KUBuckets.
KUBuckets podcast? Hmmmm.....
Appreciate Wildcats for what they are, beautiful American tigers.
Make fun of Misery more, Cubs more and Packers more.
Give more money to help Syrian Refugees.
Give more thumbs up to @Red.Rooster
Hate Duke more.
Figure out a way to keep the Badgers NCAA streak alive and 4th or better in the B1G alive.
Figure out a way to get Ethan Happ to KU.
Have Coach K trip his Gray Son.
Have Gray Son trip his daddy.
Go to more Sox games.
Run 1000 miles.
Paint my house in KU colors.
Find a Waffle House up here in Chicago.
Watch a KU football game even if it ruins my day.
Find a new coach for DaBears.
Remain a conservative but not like this president at all.
Turn DG into Frank Mason, i.e. a POY type player.
Get Cunliffe into more games.
Find some offense for Garrett.
Change Buzz Lightyears name to Buzz Lightfoot.
Figure out the OAD fiasco.
Get college basketball back to a game where there's a more even playing field.
End East Coast Bias.
End whining about East Coast Bias.
Practice the words of Jesus better.