Most Ridiculously High Won-Loss Percentage of a team a head coach ever publicly spoke of junking a 4-1 set and rebuilding as a 3-2 set: .846
Starters averaging double figures in scoring: 5 of 5
Highest Big Man 3pt% Ever to Be Disrespected: 50% by Mitchell Lightfoot
Most insanely, scintillatingly, spontaneously combustible, scorchingly hot three point shooting with over 50 attempts by a perimeter player since Frank Mason: LaCobra 49%
Only player to have as many PFs as Points: Clay Young with 9 PFs and 9 total points
Worst 3pt% by a player trying to become a 3pt shooter: 19% by Marcus Garrett
Most Unimpressive 3pt% by a Reputed Top Flight 3pt Shooter: 36.2% by Malik Newman
Most Unsightly FT% that Makes One Ask Incredulously Why Isn't He Fouled Every Time He Touches the Ball: 42.3% by Udoka Azubuike
Most Efficient Football Player Suiting Up: James Sosinski, 2-2 from the Field in 4 total minutes played, indicating 20-20, or 40 points over 40 minutes.
Best Rebounding Team Inch for Inch in America: KU, starting 4 guards, plus a big man that averages only 8.4rpgs, and as a team is +62 in rebounding at the midpoint of the season
Best Protecting Short Team in America: KU with 29 fewer TOs than opponents
Best Stealing Short Team in America: KU which has 25 more thefts than opponents
Best Blocking Short Teamin America: KU, which has 11 MORE blocks than opponents, despite starting 4 guards and subbing in the all diminutive rotation of backups
The Most Under Free Thrown Team in America: KU which has shot 48 fewer free throws than opponents, despite the even more bizarre statistic that KU has only one less foul than opponents