~Hmmm, we couldn't beat them in Norman, so why even prepare a game plan for Lawrence?
~Self Beat Texas by a bunch and his team only shot 30% from trey. Check job openings outside B12.
~Okie Ball, Schmokie Ball, I want some players like Bill has.
~Hartman could win with guys like me, but I can't.
~Going to Lawrence. This is going to be a total eclipse of the fun.
~Maybe it will snow and the flights will be canceled.
~I should have stayed in Silver Lake.
~One eye brow, or two, I still can't beat this guy, when he's got the next two Number One draft choices on one team!
~Consider retirement.
(Note: all satire. No malice.)