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Fragments of Keeganistes
Jan 17, 2018 08:25 PM #1

Few realize that the Greeks produced the first recorded sports commentator. His name was Keeganistes and he is known from a precious few fragments of commentary that have survived...

Bright uniforms are easy to see.

Feasts are for overeating too much.

Even the hemlock society thought the coach should become a member, because he couldn’t win.

Forgive me, oracle, for I have helped run two Athenian coaches and supported the hiring of a third as a favor to a pagan religious order. But on the plus side, I have sheltered no pedophile shamans.

At the basket game’s genesis, Naismithitus fathered it’s conception and invention at the Young Athenians club. He wrote the first set of rules that became recognized, as the first set of rules.

Drinks are on me after the games.

Jan 18, 2018 05:29 AM #2

I don't know about anybody else but this Tuesday and Wednesday have been the best of 2018. Heck, Monday started kinda slow but finished great. I'm looking forward to tomorrow as well.

I don't know who said it first but he was right. "Winning never gets old!"

Jan 18, 2018 02:16 PM #3

@Gunman

Winning is about winning.

Jan 18, 2018 07:11 PM #4

Winning is about not having to say you scored less.

Jan 18, 2018 09:30 PM #5

"Winning allows you to carry a silent smile while the others are busy making excuses."

Somebody famous said that.

lol

Jan 19, 2018 01:37 AM #6

@jaybate-1.0 I'll take a Captain and coke on the rocks ;)