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Half time speech by Bill Self was misinterpreted by players who thought Bill said let KSU back in it, you know for TV ratings or stuff.

Pretty girl behind basket distracted players.

Ugly girl behind basket distracted players.

Any girl behind basket distracted players.

Bill Snyder snuck a football into the ball rack.

Someone opened the door leading outside and the farmland stench was more than we could bear.

Bruce Webers stench was more than we could bear.

Bricks were on sale at the local Home Depot. Snacks went out at halftime and bought some.

Our players were locked inside a closet by an absent minded janitor and imposters took on our unis.

Trump built a wall around the hoop and made us pay for it.

The NCAA, wanting Duke and Kentucky to get all the breaks ordered referees to distract our shooters.

Dokes made FT's threw off our rhythm.

We weren't trying hard enough.

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Distracted by "clever" signs made by KSU students about Billy Preston

Hilary says: Trump.

Trump says: Hilary.

Netanyahu says: ME!

Tom Brady's ball boy got a hold of the game balls.

@jaybate-1-0, did @wissox hijack your topic starter?

@BeddieKU23 Uh oh, did Jaybate start another one?

wissox said:

@BeddieKU23 Uh oh, did Jaybate start another one?

No sorry for the confusion. Usually this is the type of stuff he comes up with. Loved it by the way

@DanR I liked the one, billy Preston's stats, same as my GPA. Only KSU

@Crimsonorblue22 And 0.0 still makes the Dean's list there, doesn't it?

@wissox - "Ugly girl behind basket distracted players."

The best pickup line in Aggieville - " You don't sweat much for a fat girl "

@nuleafjhawk Sad thing is the ugly girls behind the basket were the cheerleaders.

Dont all the sign s about preston just show totally pathetic and idiotic the typical state fan is? He was not in the gym...let alone the country! It strikes me as so out of touch. Were they supposed to be a zinger for zenger? A slap at self? Why? Why!

Our shooting % dropped because Bruce Weber tightens one rim and tells his players if they can weather the storm in the first half, shooting in the second half will be easy.

@Fightsongwriter Because they think KU cheated to get him in the first place. I don’t feel stained for Preston’s presence, but they feel as though he’s a black eye. Proof of KU’s cheating during recruiting, so they can justify loosing again and again. The other team is cheating, it’s not us.

It’s also referred to as a “losers limp”. Purple is truly the color of envy.

approxinfinity said:

Our shooting % dropped because Bruce Weber tightens one rim and tells his players if they can weather the storm in the first half, shooting in the second half will be easy.

I'm sure he thought they could play "sandstorm" as well. Fans must have been so pissed they couldn't get their 3 minutes of fame in

They can have Sandstorm techno is horrible. I love that it helps whip the idiots into a frenzy. The mob mentality takes over and the f ku chant comes out so the whole nation can instantly identify the quality of character that is a KSU fan.