~Self and staff are all having Sosinski punch them in the eye to give them mouses to show solidarity with the players.
~Andrea Hudy has asked one of the KU women shot putters to give her a mouse to avoid any negative publicity of male abuse of women.
~Sheahon Zenger has held a lottery among fans disgruntled with his pay per view deal and the winner has given Zenger a mouse.
~All the KU yell leaders and cheer leaders will give each other mouses and say they got them during practice for building a human pyramid.
~David Booth and a Koch to be named shortly will give each other mouses to show solidarity with the KU basketball team.
~Barrack Obama has offered to exchange mouses with Donald Trump to try to give the Jayhawks a lift, but the Donald is conferring with both his White House defense team and his personal lawyers to see if this would be viewed by Bob Mueller as collusion, or obstruction.
~@jaybate 1.0 gave himself a mouse to get the ball rolling on showing solidarity with the KU Jayhawks fighting for their 14 conference title and fifth national championship.
(Note: All fiction. No malice. Except the last one.)