Feb 19, 2019 07:32 PM
#1
https://mobile.twitter.com/jemelehill/status/1097241721480433664 ↗
Best mortuary commercial ever!
Hehe $1895!
Feb 19, 2019 08:30 PM
#2
LOL. My cheapskate dad would have been all over that deal. He was calling around for himself while in Hospice care trying to find the best deal.
I think $1,895 would cover a green burial (no embalming or coffin) in an unmarked grave, just barely deep enough so animals don't dig you up.
Feb 19, 2019 10:42 PM
#4
Absolutely amazing.
Feb 19, 2019 11:26 PM
#5
But, if they provide everything, does that include a special Jack-in-the-box cadaver to get the crowd interested?
I did not see a disclaimer such as "Corpse not included."