I'm so digging my new computer, I'm inventing ways to use it. Like telling you my 4th of July beach experience. The truth is - I've always thought the July 4th celebration was the one day you didn't go to the beach. Crowded to mob size, in tight with the craziest, most drug addled people on earth. So, what was I thinking when I came up with the brilliant idea of going real early...REAL EARLY? I'll outsmart these rubes, these yankee transplants with the gross brown tans. The brown tans straight out of the movie " There's something about Mary". So, at 9:00amsharp, and I'm pulling in, and there isn't a parking space to be had. No where. Wall to wall people.
So, I didn't make out too well with my "brilliant" idea. The solution ? Drive all the way back across the roadway back to the park, find a parking spot, trudge back across the road....OR I could turn around and go home, with the memory of the day I got stupid, and tried to go to the beach on July 4th. I couldn't get out of there fast enough. I feel like I lost 10 IQ points for that.