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Title: âHouse of the Stubborn Coachâ
(To the tune of âHouse of the Rising Sunâ)
[Verse 1]
There is a man in Lawrence town,
Who coaches Jayhawk ball.
Heâs got a five-star on the bench,
But wonât play him at all.
[Verse 2]
Oh, Flory came with promise,
A rim protector tall.
But Bill just sticks with KJ,
Wonât let that freshman ball.
[Verse 3]
Now KJâs tough, no question,
A warrior down low.
But size donât lie, and Bidungaâs got
The length to block the show.
[Verse 4]
The fans cry out, âHey, play the kid!â
The futureâs on the pine.
Yet Bill just shrugs, his stubborn ways,
Say, âKJâs doinâ fine.â
[Verse 5]
Oh mother, tell your children,
If they sign with KU blue,
They might just sit if Bill decides
Heâs loyal through and through.
[Verse 6]
So now we wait for Floryâs day,
If ever it shall come.
âTil then, itâs KJâs battle,
And Selfâs the stubborn one.