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BREAKING: Time to Fire Bill Self and Hire Jerome Tang—Because Winning Isn’t Enough Anymore

Look, folks, the writing’s on the wall. Bill Self’s only brought Kansas a couple of national championships (2008 and 2022), 16 regular-season Big 12 titles, and endless deep tournament runs. But seriously, what has he done for us lately—besides winning consistently, attracting top recruits, and turning Allen Fieldhouse into a fortress?

Meanwhile, over in Manhattan, Jerome Tang is redefining basketball at Kansas State. Why settle for Beware of the Phog or Load the Wagons when you could have Crazy Faith? Forget the Hall of Famer with a lifetime contract—we need the guy who’s bringing all that new coach energy and preaching the gospel of believing in the impossible. Consistency and banners hanging from the rafters are so overrated.

Fire Bill. Hire Tang. Because what’s college basketball without a little chaos—and a whole lot of Crazy Faith?

@Kcmatt7 lol. Well done

@Kcmatt7 Hmmmm. I don't detect the slightest bit of sarcasm.

Well Said sir, for people it's the old cliche ( What have you done for me lately ) lol-- pssst two National Championships HA should be at least four-five, - -Conference titles ? - -what the hell happened to our streak?- -I say FIRE BILL- - FIRE BILL NOW- - worthless, he needs to be run out.-- You Say another 5 * recruit== psssst we should have 4-5 - -5 * recruits, he is a poor recruiter can't ever get top notch players

I agree- -- now that Tang Fella , by golly that guy gets er done- - - he will have a National Title before three shakes of a pigs tail, I mean not sure what the title will be in but by golly he is gonna get a title for the school. -Might be a goat roping title but jimmity Crickets - -YES SIR we need that fella at what ever the cost - -YES SIR we will get us some of those them there lil flags with pics of them there cows - -pigs- - and giddy ups-- - we will have all kinds of banners hanging from the rafters -- and ONE GIANT ONE OF TANG HIMSELF right square in the middle- - OH geez we will be so proud, we can thump our chest - -brag oh glory be, -by Golly I think your onto some thing you young Whipper Snapper , gee whiz I like that Idee,-- --I say you should lead the charge for TANG- -TANG IT IS nothing but the best- -nothing less for us. No Matter what the Coast. - -I say every Man- -Woman- - -& Child be involved, posters on every street corner-- decals on your car-- YES SIR - -TANG IT IS - - - TANG -TANG - -TANG run Self out of town get some tar and feathers by golly- - let's do this lol

@Kcmatt7 The shirt during the game reminded me of cousin Eddie from "Christmas Vacation" wearing the dickey turtleneck under the white sweater.

Tang Likes to dance with students after beating KU.

I got a laugh outta this but at the same time if we meet KSU again in the B12 tournament Tang will be Selfs daddy with 4-3 record against him.

lol.. thanks for joke. in all seriousness, though, this much is true, and it hurts:
if we meet KSU again in the B12 tournament Tang will be Selfs daddy with 4-3 record against him.

I wouldn't mind Sampson (BS is winningness vs KS as Cougars' HC).. just sayin'.