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Some New Basketball Terminology KU Fans May Have to Learn
Feb 13, 2015 09:13 PM #1

The HIGH Post Offense

The HIGH-Low Post Offense

The Pick and Roll Your Own

Man2Munch Defense

The Zoned Out Defense

Dribble Snack Offense

The Pick and Paranoid Pop play

The Fade Smoke Curl play

The Bong Rip Runout

The Mary Jane Sideline Trap

The Ditch Weed Drive

The Put It on the Deck and Doja

The Baseline Ganja

The Bubonic Chronic Dunk

The Skunk Weed Backdoor

The Schwag Swagger

The Pakalo Pick

The Full Court Zombie

The Paca Lolo Post Feed

The Airhead Alley Oop

A green bud recruiting ice breaker.

A 420 flop

(Note: this is all fiction. No malice.)

Feb 13, 2015 09:37 PM #2

I guess I'm not that naïve. I actually got a few of those.

Feb 13, 2015 10:21 PM #3

@jaybate-1.0 Wow - you're on a "roll" today! "High" five!

Feb 13, 2015 10:52 PM #4

In high school (late 70's,) I was considered the "tokin'" white guy starter figuratively . . . and literally. Of course, most of my teammates were "tokers."

Feb 14, 2015 12:15 AM #5

@nuleafjhawk

LOL!

(added subsequently)

@JayHawkFanToo

Nor I.

Cue Brewer and Shipley.

Feb 14, 2015 03:03 AM #6

@hawkmoon2020

Groovy...I had not heard that term in a while....:)

Feb 14, 2015 03:06 AM #7

@JayHawkFanToo did he just "come out"?

Feb 14, 2015 03:14 AM #8

@jaybate-1.0

Oh yes,...

One toke over the line, sweet Jesus

One toke over the line

Sitting downtown in a railway station

One toke over the line

Liked the music...never did any drugs...not even pot.

Feb 14, 2015 03:15 AM #9

@Crimsonorblue22

Sorry, long, long day...which thread are we on?

Feb 14, 2015 03:18 AM #10

@JayHawkFanToo

"Looking inside the trunk

Under the hood, hoping to find

The secret places where you

Always keep your mind

Whoa, whoa, no, Tarkio Road"

--Brewer and Shipley

Feb 14, 2015 03:19 AM #11

@JayHawkFanToo talking about hawk moon

Feb 14, 2015 03:19 AM #12

@jaybate-1.0

Now I am getting nostalgic...:(

Feb 14, 2015 04:29 AM #13

@jaybate-1.0 I thought of this and posted it at the end of the discussion the other day, but it bears repeating: Jerrance brings new meaning to "Beware of the Phog"!

Feb 14, 2015 04:33 AM #14

@wissoxfan83

It was a classic the moment you typed it. I saw it and thought I PHOF-ed it. If I did not...

You have entered the pantheon of basketball epigrammatists with it.

PHOF.

Feb 14, 2015 04:54 AM #15

@jaybate-1.0

JB your original post on this thread is PHOF!!!