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jSN XCLUSIVE FAKE NEWS: Calipari to join KU as lead recruiter...IMPACTING
Apr 13, 2015 08:55 PM #1

jaybate Sports Network stringers inside a Dunkin'Donuts in Lexington frequented by UK HBC John Calipari indicates that Cal is sooooooo ticked off at Slice departing for St. Johns to recruit Diallo against him that he will resign within a fortnight and become KU's top recruiter.

Cal reportedly has said, "Well, I can't coach a lick even with all the marbles. Larry finally told me to my face. He said that if I recruited for Bill we could both finally win another ring. So: I'm going. I am going to become the first recruiting assistant to be paid $7M/season."

(Note: complete fiction. No malice.)

Apr 13, 2015 11:02 PM #2

@jaybate-1.0 HA! Geeez, imagine the eggs thrown at Cal's house if he ever moved to Larry town.

Apr 14, 2015 12:33 AM #3

@jaybate-1.0 I threw up in my mouth!

Apr 14, 2015 02:40 AM #4

@jaybate-1.0

We had Cal here with Larry in the mid 80's, so why not come back to Lawrence?

Apr 14, 2015 02:54 AM #5

@wissoxfan83

And it got us a ring!!!!

"Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends?"
--Abraham Lincoln

Apr 14, 2015 04:55 PM #6

@jaybate-1.0 Interesting quote. Timely too, as this is the 150th anniv. of his death.