@wissoxfan83
It looks like KU (B12) and Wisconsin (B1G) and UL (ACC) and Indiana (B1G) and Texas A&M (SEC) are getting increasingly lonely on the recruiting trail. They are the adidas crown jewels--the schools that would be adidas stacks, if adidas could find enough players to build stacks with.
This is brutal stuff. If I were going to make a movie of it would be promoted like this...
Right Way Films in association with KUBuckets.com Productions and Barefoot Basketball Productions
presents an @jaybate 1.0 film
"FIVE RECRUITED TOGETHER"
starring...
Rick Pitino
Bill Self
Bo Ryan
Tom Crean
Billy Kennedy
and
America's youth
Executive Produced by Baby Jayhawk
Produced by Joel and Ethan Cohen
Associate Producer: @approxinfinity
directed by Sam Peckinpah and @jaybate 1.0
story by @VailHawk and @wissoxfan83 and @jaybate 1.0
screenplay by Frank Nugent, James Agee, Robert Towne, and Sam Jaeger
Cinematography by James Wong Howe
Special Effects: @JayHawkFanToo
Music by T. Bone Burnett, Marvin Gaye and John Williams
Title Song by John Prine and Bob Dylan
Basketball consultants: @drgnslayr and @HighEliteMajor and @ralster and @REHawk
Costumes and Uniform Designs by Edith Head and @Crimsonorblue22
FILMED IN IMAX
Sound by THX (because the audience is listening)
Shot in Pinewood Studios to minimize coercion and on location in homes, gymnasiums, airports, meat market tournaments, and chain hotels across North America, West Africa, Europe, and Central Asia.
TAG LINE: When the Wrong Way Took Over, Five Said No
Plot: In a college basketball industry caught up in a war between two PetroShoeCo-agent complexes, five college basketball coaches try to keep doing it the right way in order to give college basketball one last chance at redemption.
COMING SOON TO A THEATER NEAR YOU
(Note: All fiction. No malice.)