Sep 02, 2015 12:09 PM
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NCAA to fire investigators and rely on recruiting confession booths.
World Wide Wes soon to be new director of NCAA clearance.
Stacks to be announced BEFORE mediocre coaches hired.
Silvio Berlusconi to replace Bob Bowlsby.
Trump pulls out of campaign to replace Zenger. Says he doesn't need the salary because he is rich. Will use illegals to build luxury highrise on Daisy Hill.
Lewis Black will become a motivational speaker at the Leo Buscaglia Institute for Advanced Kindness.
Olivia Wilde and Kennedy Summers will wheat wrestle, while Jeff and Jason play nude Horse, at Late Night.
Self to schedule Fizzou.
(Note: all fiction. No malice.)
