Cupcakes are meant to be slaughtered.
So when you slaughter a cupcake, how you do it reveals far more than that you do it.
KU slaughtered Chaminade 123-72.
It did it with 50% trey balling on 29 attempts and it did it going +24 on rebounds.
Were these tools of slaughter something KU can count on maintaining against a good team?
No.
KU has now shot a scintillating 3pta percentage against two cup cakes this regular season and shot an ice cold 20% against a ranked MSU. Dare we infer anything from an "n" of 3? No. Do we even hazard any hypothesis this early? Yes.
Hypothesis: KU is one of those good three point shooting teams that tends to shoot a good trey ball percentage only against sharply inferior teams that can't guard them worth a damn outside.
Next.
Rebounding--KU did to an incredibly mismatched Silverthorn front court something akin to what Kentucky did to KU in the first nightmarish game of last season. They got every rebound they wanted and a few they didn't even try for, because they were longer and stronger, quicker and better jumpers. They so outmatched Chaminade in the paint that Carlton Bragg could stay on a spot and actually body Silverthorns off theirs. Now, don't get me wrong. Hunter Mickelson defied the laws of mismatches and did not grab a single rebound in 12 minutes. Zero. Against Chaminade. That is like a diamond thief walking out of a jewelry store empty handed after the night watchman died of a heart attack. That is like a hungry shark passing up a meal of baby seals dipped in blood. That is like a hungry cat passing up free mice next to a dead cat. That is almost statistically impossible. But Hunter aside, KU went up +24 on reebs, and couldn't go up +24 on a ranked team, even if Self promised them James Harden money for doing so.
The only two things to be gleaned for sure from this basketball time waster in Maui are:
1.) its handwringing time about KU shooting waaaaaay back to average against the next opponent; and
2.) the first five minutes of the game KU came out inexplicably not guarding the trey line and got burned for awhile, and they better not do that against their next good opponent, or they are dead meat.
There endeth the post.