KU won by taking softness to a new Downey-like level.
KU guarded softly, giving up 78 points at home. KU guarded so softly that they allowed a team having a horrendous first half of trey balling (27%) to bounce back and shoot 50% the second half!
KU rebounded softly, almost fluffily, going -10 on the glass. This was some kind of record for softness in rebounding. I maybe be even going too soft by calling KU rebounding soft. KU rebounded like a down comforter. Footer Azubuike played as if he had taken a pre game soak in Downey. He only grabbed 6 caroms in 29 minutes, despite ISU effectively playing without big men. It almost seems impossible for a footer, even one with a bad back, to only get 6 rebounds against a team without bigs. Were it not for those two legendary KU rebounding animals--LaCobra Vick and Malik Newman--who BOTH out rebounded Azubuike! KU might have gone down -20 in reebs.
KU fouled softly. KU only committed 16 fouls and attacked so gingerly on offense that they only got fouled 12 times. It got to the point where ISU's Head Coach Steve Prohm seemed to be walking up to the referees like a hobo and saying, "Brother, can you spare a Free Throw?"
I could go through most statistical categories and engage in hyperbole about softness, but the point is made.
The only thing KU did hard was launch treys.
Can we talk?
KU had more 3ptas (36) than KU had rebounds (34). Has this ever occurred in KU history? This is the most bizarre combined statistic maybe in the history of college basketball. You have to really play soft, rebound soft, and pussyfoot outside on offense at record levels to have more 3ptas than rebounds.
I'm going to call this the softest win in KU history and quit with the softness stuff.
It was analogous to the Marines having taken Edson's ridge on The Canal with hand held fans on high.
Can we talk about Malik? Malik the player I have adopted and refused to give up on, even though a part of me wants to. Malik's game tonight distills his problem and his potential. If Malik could develop his game for two more years at KU, I believe he could be as good by then, as he apparently thinks he is now, but apparently isn't. Yes, Malik led the team in scoring. Big flipping deal. Anyone that takes 21 shots OUGHT to lead his team in scoring. Malik took 31.3% of KU's FGAs. Five other KU players have a higher FG% than Malik. Malik took 36% of KU's 3ptas. Four players shoot the trey at a higher percentage than Malik. Statistically speaking, Malik is NOT the guy you want taking 21 shots for KU. He is definitely not the guy you want taking treys for KU. So why was Malik getting 21 FGAs including 13 3ptas? Beats the heck out of me. KU might have won this 3pt orgy by 5-10 more points, if Malik's shots had been taken by other KU players.
But Malik did some terrific things, too, especially for Malik.
Malik got 8 boards, a hefty nights work for any perimeter player. Malik brought the ball up some and only baked 1 pop tart. Malik got two blocks! But most importantly of all, Malik got TWO assists and got so psyched up about a fast break layup by Svi that he cut loose with real emotion for Svi and patted him on the butt; this is REAL progress for my adopted player; this is the kind of progress that gets Self's attention, even if he did walk back to the bench a number of times appearing to be shaking his head at some of the things Malik was doing. Its pretty clear Self is coming to view Malik as he did Andrew Wiggins. He spent the first semester trying to coach him up and get him to do more of the things that a Self Baller is supposed to be able to do.But starting conference play, Self seems to shake his head and say, "Leopards don't change their spots." Self seems to have decided to let Malik be Malik, warts and all. For his part, Malik seems ready to be a good teammate to everyone and appears ready to do whatever he can for the team in his own way that he can. Malik has a lot to offer this shorthanded team, even with warts.
Between you and me, Self was apparently giving Malik one of those showcase games he gives 5-star guys once in awhile. Gets them untracked sometimes and makes them feel better about themselves. Good. We need Malik and we need him feeling good about himself, even if he does need another season or two become a bonafide D1 basketball player; i.e., one that could offend efficiently and really lock someone down on defense. Enough Malik for this game.
Self was apparently so committed to getting back to playing soft in this one that he carefully carved Mitch Lightfoot back to invisibility. Enough blocking and rebounding already, Mitch; that's not how we're going to win this one tonight. I'm saving you for another game. Tonight, we're about helping Malik feel better about himself and about winning one the old fashioned way--with Downey.
Cunliffe was disappeared, perhaps because of an injury I noted game or so ago, or perhaps because he didn't grade well on video scrutiny the last game, or perhaps, again, to help Malik feel better about himself. Heck, Marcus Garrett played only 15, so that Malik could play 34 minutes. To be blunt, Marcus Garrett's line score, normalized to 40 minutes smoked what Malik did. But Self is apparently confident now in what Garrett can give, and so spiritual development of Malik took precendent over further development of Marcus for this game.
Frankly, Self seemed to look at this as a home game he needed to steal by simultaneously playing his starters a ton of minutes, but preserving them and avoiding injury by Self's latest exercise in counterintuitive ways to play the game of basketball. Soft Ball is in its way as startling and unprecedented as was Bad Ball.
Here is the thing: everyone knew Self had to resort to something once Azubuike got his back out of kilter and Preston and De Sousa became quasi Lovecraftian interdimensional beings haunting us with the possibilities of their presences.
Mere mortals like me and some other board rats speculated that Bad Ball 2.0 could be upon us.
WRONG!
Soft Ball with 36 treys is upon us.
Soft Ball is easier to name than to break down and explain.
I confess, unlike Bad Ball, which had some recognizable precedents, I don't know where Soft Ball comes from, or how it works exactly.
Just saying it is only about shooting a mess of treys is reductive. It "feels" like there's more to it than that.
The wizard is playing with everyone's heads again. He is taking the game in one of those new directions he does when invention necessarily needs a mother.
Self may not even be sure what he is doing. He often seems not to be at his most inventive moments. Like artists, he figures it out afterwards, when that's the only way; i.e., when desperation and inspiration coincide.
You can usually tell when he is making shit up as he goes by looking at the assistants. They are usually looking around with puzzled expressions, like: what is THIS?!!
Soft Ball caught me so by surprise, well, I didn't even have the presence of mind to glance at the coaches!
I was frankly is a state of shock. It was kind of like watching a near car wreck unspool in slow motion only for the cars to miss each other and everything to turn out okay after all.
He is doing it AGAIN, was all I could think.
BUT...
WHAT IS HE DOING?!!!