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ESPN/BATE: Headline/Counter-Headline--Day 1
Mar 21, 2014 02:37 PM #1

ESPN: L'ville dodges Manhattan scare Video | Schlabach
BATE: Slick Rick gambles,wins with B game, but AmCon Soft

ESPN: North Dakota St. shocks OU in OT Video | Jennings
BATE: Bi-brow b-game gamble bombs, 2 regrow unibrow

ESPN: Aztecs survive New Mexico St. Video | Home Court
BATE: Fish wins without baiting hook. B game enuff 4 next.

ESPN: Saint Louis stuns NC State in OT Video | Schlabach
BATE: Only one stunned is Schlabach. ACC soft.

ESPN: Texas tops ASU on buzzer shot Video | Rittenberg
BATE: Barnes' B12 B game beats ASU A-Game. P12 OVRATD

ESPN: UConn outlasts Saint Joseph's in OT Video | O'Neil
BATE: UConn B game barely snuff, Implies AmCon soft.

ESPN: Harvard trips up No. 5 Cincinnati Video | Jennings
BATE: 'Vard decent, Natti shows AmCon warm butter soft.

ESPN: Dayton takes down OSU in thriller Video | O'Neil
BATE: Thad the Self Impaler, B-game bet busts.

ESPN: Florida pulls away from Albany Video | Schlabach
BATE: B-game steam roller, Gators Good, Donovan = Self

ESPN: Payne's career game leads Michigan St. win Video
BATE: Ratso's rats leave nothing but bones.

ESPN: Wisconsin crushes American after slow start Video
BATE: Wissox orgasmic, ODs on Velveeta

ESPN: Syracuse clamps down on WMU in blowout Video
BATE: Boeheim sleeps through another first rounder.

ESPN: Harvard's Sweet 16 odds Insider | Amaker rumors
BATE: 'Vard's odds beyond event horizon, Amaker 2 Doris Duke

Rock Chalk!

Mar 21, 2014 02:50 PM #2

@jaybate

I wonder if we visited Wisconsin do you think @wissoxfan83 would give us a tour of the Velveeta factory?

Mar 21, 2014 04:23 PM #3

I don't get orgasmic over basketball or cheese for that matter!

But since heart troubles forced me to start making some better dietary choices I did forego velveeta and am learning there are real cheeses that are really quite delicious!

After the slow start, the Badgers outscored America 65-18!

Mar 21, 2014 04:32 PM #4

@wissoxfan83

Gooooooo, Badgers!

Also consider eating real butter.... from cows that graze on grass instead of chemical grains and animal waste.

BTW: Margarine is plastic. Save your heart:

http://www.stop-trans-fat.com/margarine.html ↗