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Sep 22, 2014 08:27 PM #1

Please help me capture the meanings of the many acronyms that frequently used on the site.
This will be a bit like a 'decoder-ring' that allows the community to continue to express itself in the shorthand that is convenient, but provides a user-friendly source of answers for newcomers to the site.

  • OAD = One and Done (player that declares for NBA draft after freshmen season)
  • TAD = Two and Done (player that declares for NBA draft after sophomore season)
  • HCBS = Head Coach Bill Self
  • HCCW = Head Coach Charlie Weis
  • MUA = Match Up Advantage
  • PG = Point Guard
  • SG = Shooting Guard
  • SF = Small Forward
  • PF = Power Forward
  • C = Center
  • HEM = @HighEliteMajor
  • JB = @jaybate-1.0
  • PHOF = Post Hall of Fame
  • AFH = Allen Fieldhouse
  • JNC = James Naismith Court
  • NC = National Championship
  • FF = Final Four
  • 9999 = Satirical Disclaimer (for thread titles)
  • RCJHKU = If you don't know, you don't belong here
  • P5 = Power 5 conference (ACC, Big10, Big12, SEC, Pac12)
  • DSC = Designated Shit-Canee (player who does not get developed and leaves)
  • MBMAP = Mobile Big Man Attack Platform
  • LAS = Long and Strong
Sep 22, 2014 09:09 PM #2

IMHO In My Humble Opinion

IMO In My Opinion

TAD Two And Done

HOWLING Jaybate's laughing very hard at a previous post (I think)

Sep 22, 2014 09:21 PM #3

@JayhawkRock78 Thanks! I'm going to add TAD to the list above.

Sep 22, 2014 09:34 PM #4

Just in case someone is really green: AFH or JNC (James Naismith Court)

Sep 22, 2014 09:51 PM #5

@JayhawkRock78 Yes! Adding!

Sep 22, 2014 11:40 PM #6

@bskeet how long are you going to torture us with the MUA thing?

Sep 23, 2014 01:21 AM #7

@nuleafjhawk Whadda ya think, Major Under Achievers? Guess jb even has his own dictionary.

Sep 23, 2014 01:26 AM #8

Let's add 9999 as a satirical disclaimer.

Sep 23, 2014 02:15 AM #9

@nuleafjhawk Look, all I know is that if MUA doesn't stand for "Mutated Underaged Athlete's", then all my post are shot to crap!!!! ;)

It is "Mutated Underaged Athlete's"....right??

Sep 23, 2014 02:25 AM #10

@bskeet Do I have to use "JB"? I like to use @jaybate-1.0 to try and bring him in the conversation. He has great insight and is much more pithy than I... well, at least with basketball stuff. :)

No malice intended!

Sep 23, 2014 03:02 AM #11

Hudyizing Xtreme Muscle Ballers and X-Axis Moles , etc. might have a place in the glossary if we want to expand beyond acronyms. I'd guess to the uninitiated our commonly held beliefs that Hudy is our beastmaster guaranteed to add 20 pounds to any frame given the time, and that there is a yin and yang between trees and moles might be of some interest.

Sep 23, 2014 03:12 AM #12

@jayhawkbychoice I figure it's either that or Mizzou's Ungodly Antlers.

Sep 23, 2014 03:14 AM #13

I hate abbreviations!

Sep 23, 2014 03:15 AM #14

@jayhawkbychoice you used MUA so I assumed you knew!

Sep 23, 2014 03:20 AM #15

@Crimsonorblue22 Yeah I knew, but I couldn't resist a chance at a joke. Funny or not. :)

I have to admit, last year the one JB threw out about long players that gave Perry trouble (LAS's...I think, can't remember exactly) had me head scratching for awhile! LOL

Sep 23, 2014 03:23 AM #16

@jayhawkbychoice so that's it?

Sep 23, 2014 03:28 AM #17

FWIW--for what it's worth (also an oblique reference to Buffalo Springfield)

OAF--one and flush (marginal player brought in to fill out a roster spot until a major talent can be signed the next off season)

Note: I use many others that only I use that do not, therefore, require defining for the community's posterity.

Sep 23, 2014 03:34 AM #18

@jaybate-1.0 Bring them on, JB! They either offer great insight or a great laugh, and I like both! :)

Sep 23, 2014 03:36 AM #19

LMAO--what I'm dong tonight after reading this thread and @nuleafjhawk's thread about this site being his facebook! Check it out!

Sep 23, 2014 03:53 AM #20

Ok... so does MUA mean Major Under Achievers?? I honestly don't know...

Sep 23, 2014 03:54 AM #21

@jayhawkbychoice spit it out!

Sep 23, 2014 04:30 AM #22

@jaybate-1.0 Here we go again jb !! Jim Messina, Steven Stills, Richey Furay, & Neil Young. The latter of which couldn't carry a tune in a bushel basket if his life depended on it. But Messina was one of the greatest guitar geniuses of the 60's & 70's. Way, way ahead or his time. Played a Telecaster with 4 finger picks & a thumb pick-like a flippin banjo player. That sucker played hottern' lil' sisters you know what. Finally got some well deserved recognition when teamed up with Kenny Loggins. One of the most fun live shows I ever remember. I think it was at Memorial Hall in KCK, but it could've been the old Freedom Palace (Playmore Ballroom) in KCMO. I bought my first Martin D 18 across the street form the Playmore from an elderly husband & wife who had a music store in their old 3 story frame house called Penniman Music. $300bucks for an acoustic axe back in 1969 was a helluva lotta doah, but it was worth every dime. I still have the contact pickup I used to mic it with. Martin's have the most prolific range from sweetest tenor sound for bluegrass or country, to the nastiest baritone & bass for blues. James Taylor played one on his old "Steamroller Blues" from back in the late 60's. Ring a bell? Depending on the strings you used, there was virtually no comparison (IMO) to other acoustics. Only one close was a Gibson Hummingbird. I prefered De Angelico flat wounds over Gibson & they were expensive & hard to get sometimes. I broke them right & left it seemed. If you ever visit the Ryman or CMHOF in Nashville, you'll see many of the legends Martin's on display. Man, it's amazing how you know how to take my ass back to the good & simple years jb, It's just astonishing the buttons you push in my memory. Pert near like a free remedy for dimesia. What ?!

Sep 23, 2014 05:40 AM #23

@globaljaybird

There are only two things I have ever wanted to "own" purely for the sake of their excellence due to their maker. One was a Lighthouse Bicycle by Tim Neenan of Santa Ynez, CA and I own one. The other was a Mossman Guitar by Stuart Mossman of Winfield, KS. I still haven't got the Mossman. They became too precious after all the recognition they began to get and all the vapid collectors hustling them, to be wasted on my incompetent playing. But your recollection of Martin d bodies and Jim Messina and the great musicians of our youths has rekindled my old yearning for a Mossman. What the hell! Maybe I will look for one and play it badly without apology. We only go around once.

Sep 23, 2014 05:44 AM #24

IHA--I hate abbreviations (@Crimsonorblue22 ) ๐Ÿ˜„

Sep 23, 2014 09:05 AM #25

NMOTP----no more off topic posting

IWPWETFIW--I will post what ever the f$&@"?! I want

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Sep 23, 2014 11:07 AM #26

Trifectate--a three point shooter

Sep 23, 2014 01:15 PM #27

The closest I came to a Mossman Guitar was a Mossman Guitar T-shirt I bought at the Walnut Valley Festival in Winfield. Around 1980. At the time the hottest group was named something like Dedannon-out of Ireland. I have their album somewhere. Now a red '66 corvette with white convertable top is high on my list.

Sep 23, 2014 01:22 PM #28

@JayhawkRock78 I'd kinda like to own the Ark of the Covenant.

And have World peace. (not the dude)

Oh - a signed copy of the White Album would be nice too.

Sep 23, 2014 02:13 PM #29

@jaybate-1.0 STA, stop the abbreviations๐Ÿ˜

Sep 23, 2014 02:14 PM #30

@bskeet is this it?

Sep 23, 2014 02:56 PM #31

Here are a few acronyms frequently used on-line:

IMHO - In my humble opinion.

FWIW - For what is worth.

AFAIK - As far as I know,

BTW - By the way.

ROTFLMAO - Rolling of the floor laughing my a$$ off.

LOL- laughing out loud or Laughing on line.

TMI - too much information.

WTF - What the fu**.

SH - Sh** happens.

CYA -Cover Your Ass or See Ya.

OMG - Censored, never to be used in a sports forum.

BFF- Censored, never to be used in a sports forum.

Sep 23, 2014 03:28 PM #32

@JayHawkFanToo OMG - you are no longer my BFF. Lol.

Sep 23, 2014 03:58 PM #33

STFU - Shut The $#&* Up

Sep 23, 2014 04:58 PM #34

@nuleafjhawk

WTF? you actually brought up OMG and BFF in one sentence despite been warned? ROTFLMAO!!!

Sep 23, 2014 05:09 PM #35

@JRyman good to hear from you! How are you?

Sep 23, 2014 05:59 PM #36

@JayHawkFanToo (snicker..) I'm a bit of a rebel.....

Sep 23, 2014 06:10 PM #37

@Crimsonorblue22 Had a good June and even a good 4th of July, but shortly after my headaches came back and no one knows what to do, 85 straight days with chronic head pain is what I call ridiculous. But I feel good physically and mentally just can't do much due to the head pain.

Thanks for asking.

Not sure how much I'll be on in the near future, but I'll still check in from time to time and comment every now and then.

Definitely won't be reading any of those long rants though.

Sep 23, 2014 08:05 PM #38

@JRyman

I hope things turn around for you and you get some relief.

Sep 23, 2014 10:11 PM #39

@globaljaybird @jaybate-1.0 and others talking guitars. Here is my deceased friend Jimmy Foster playing one of his 7 string guitars. Jimmy was well known in New Orleans area and was authorized to sevice Martins.

[Jimmy Foster](

Sep 23, 2014 10:22 PM #40

@brooksmd I've seen it all on here!! He's very good.

Sep 24, 2014 02:24 AM #41

@bskeet MUA=Match Up Advantage

Wiggs was a great example of a MUA. He was always bigger and more skilled than whoever was guarding him.

Releford's defense was a MUA. He could lock down almost anyone he guarded.

Sep 24, 2014 02:41 AM #42

@jayhawkbychoice finally! You tortured us!

Sep 24, 2014 03:31 AM #43

@Crimsonorblue22 Sorry, I thought you guys knew and were just messing with me!

Sep 24, 2014 03:35 AM #44

@jayhawkbychoice I wasn't!

Sep 24, 2014 03:45 AM #45

@Crimsonorblue22 I can't take credit for any of those abbreviations. I think most are a product of JB gifted mind!

Sep 24, 2014 05:34 AM #46

@jayhawkbychoice I feel like a piece of the puzzle of life was just revealed to me.. Thank you! (adding to the buckets glossary)

@brooksmd Thanks much for the musical interlude. Awesome!

One more request-- someone mentioned LAS or something like that.. I thought it was LABs (Long, Athletic, Bigs) but I can't recall.. So please share that one if you remember it.

Sep 24, 2014 10:24 AM #47

JRYMAN = absolute man (for handling chronic head pain)

Sep 24, 2014 10:31 AM #48

@brooksmd

JFoster makes a beautiful axe. Thx 4 sharing your pal with us. Is the 7th string paired with a string an octave apart, like on a 12 string, or is it it's own 7th string?

Sep 24, 2014 10:35 AM #49

Shizz = filter circumventing form of vulgate for feces. ๐Ÿ˜„

Sep 24, 2014 12:01 PM #50

RCJHKU is the best of them all!

Sep 24, 2014 12:51 PM #51

@bskeet Thanks so much for starting this list. I've been thinking about doing something similar for months! When you're away and miss some critical definitions, it's hard to keep up. I've been struggling with MUA for a long time.

Acronyms and initialisms are the bane of my existence. I have a hard time remembering their meaning, especially when the same initials can mean different things in different settings. When an academic administrator references a Program Of Study using the initials POS I start to giggle because in my circle of friends that same initialism stands for Piece of Sh*t. Likewise, discussions of an Executive Director hire evoke memories of Bob Dole's dysfunctional erection. Within my small sphere of influence, the initialism for deoxyribonucleic acid is the only one that gets a pass.

But as long as terms are defined, and there's an easy place to look them up, it's all good.

Sep 24, 2014 12:57 PM #52

@JayhawkRock78 said:

The closest I came to a Mossman Guitar was a Mossman Guitar T-shirt I bought at the Walnut Valley Festival in Winfield. Around 1980. At the time the hottest group performing there was named something like Dedannon-out of Ireland. I have their album somewhere. Now a red '66 corvette with white convertable top is high on my list.

Sep 24, 2014 12:57 PM #53

This thread reminds me of a great Allan Sherman song: Harvey and Sheila

Harvey and Sheila, Harvey and Sheila
Harvey and Sheila, oh the day they met
Harvey and Sheila, Harvey and Sheila
Harvey and Sheila, no one will forget

Harvey's a CPA, he works for IBM
He went to MIT and got his PhD
Sheila's a girl, I know, at B.B.D. & O.
She works the PBX and makes out the checks

Then came one great day when
Harvey took the elevator, Sheila got in two floors later
Soon they both felt they were falling
Everyone heard Sheila calling, "Ring the bell"
But they fell, Harvey and Sheila, fell in love

Harvey and Sheila, Harvey and Sheila
Harvey and Sheila, chose a wedding ring
Harvey and Sheila, Harvey and Sheila
Harvey and Sheila, married in the spring

She shopped at A&P, he bought a used MG
They sat and watched TV on their RCA
Borrowed from HFC bought some AT&T
And on election day, worked for JFK

Then they went and got a Charge-A-Plate from R.H. Macy
Bought a layette, pink and lacey then they had twin baby girls
Both with dimples, both with curls
One named Bea, one named Kay, soon they joined the PTA

Harvey and Sheila, Harvey and Sheila
Harvey and Sheila, moved to West L.A.
Harvey and Sheila, Harvey and Sheila
Harvey and Sheila, flew TWA

They bought a house one day, financed by FHA
It had a swimming pool, full of H2O
Traded their used MG for a new XKE
Switched to the GOP, that's the way things go

Oh, that Harvey, he was really smart he used his noodle
Sheila bought a white French poodle
Went to Europe with a visa
Harvey's rich, they say that he's a VIP
This could be only in the U.S.A.

Sep 24, 2014 01:09 PM #54

@wissoxfan83 Brilliant!

Sep 24, 2014 01:36 PM #55

@jaybate-1.0 Not being musically inclined I'll pass your question to the guy who helped him in the shop. We bunch of old farts meet for coffee every morning and solve the world's problems.

@jaybate-1.0 As soon as I posted this, Mr Leroy showed up and he said the 7th string was actually the A string from a bass and was the top string of the 7. He also says Jimmy didn't read music.

Sep 24, 2014 02:55 PM #56

@wissoxfan83 said:

wissoxfan83
RCJHKU is the best of them all!

Not sure how I missed that one. ADDED!

Sep 24, 2014 03:17 PM #57

@brooksmd I could read when a kid but no formal lessons after about 8th grade. Played clarinet, elect bass, & drums from bros & sis + public school. Always wanted to play lead guitar so with "A lot of help from my Friends" I learned to sight read & play other instruments by ear. Some people were reluctant to use Martins as they there was not a truss rod in the neck of the originals made prior to the 60's & much extra care is needed to protect them from warping. Temperature & humidity can easily damage & adversely effect any string instrument as most flat tops are made from mohagany, spruce & rosewood. When mine was not in use I never even left tension on the strings. If your friend was that distinguished & that accurate of a craftsman that he could service a Martin, he is one brilliant guy. I've known many fabulous musicians in my life, even a couple that could repair acoustic string instruments, but accurately repairing a Martin legitimately & definitively is an authentic master craft for certain. If you can find an original D-45 Dreadnot in mint condition for much less less than 10 grand, that is one exceptional find. Solid body electrics are easier for a lamebrain like I was to handle & haul around. Mine was a Gibson SG Special. While I'm mentioning that, someone burglarized one of my boys' place just least week & stole his.

@jaybate 1.0 There are many ways to tune additional strings-by individual note, fourths, octaves, etc. Dobros, slides, steels are generally tuned to chords such as a standard mouth harp (harmonica), but with any numerical combination, the possibilities are really infinite.

Sep 24, 2014 03:29 PM #58

@bskeet TABBOMA-Take a big bite of my ass !! Definitely a small mind expressing itself.

Sep 24, 2014 03:31 PM #59

@jaybate-1.0 Thank you!!! I have to give a lot of credit to my wife and kids and a little to my parents for the way they raised me. Tough.

Sep 25, 2014 02:39 AM #60

@bskeet Hey! I mentioned the LAS a couple post back. I can't really remember it exactly, but I think it was long and strong, or long and skinny; I can't remember! lol :) JB will have to clear that one up for you.

Oct 04, 2014 08:07 AM #61

All.. I've added Jaybate's latest acronym:
DSC = Designated Shit-Canee (player who does not get developed and leaves)

Jan 08, 2015 05:13 AM #62

MBMAP added... compliments of @jaybate-1.0

Jan 08, 2015 05:17 AM #63

@bskeet oh no!!!!

Jan 08, 2015 05:28 AM #64

@jayhawkbychoice

LAS = Long and Strong

Jan 08, 2015 05:31 AM #65

@Crimsonorblue22

It will grow on you. :-)

You are going to be seeing a lot of it on the floor.

The big men are going to have to become like wing initiators, only from the high post. They are all going to have to run cuts to iron, and dribble drive it.

There is not future in back to the basket play for this group of bigs.

But they can really create an identity for themselves by becoming MBMAPs.

Jan 08, 2015 05:32 AM #66

@jaybate-1.0 I just meant more initials.

Jan 08, 2015 05:33 AM #67

@Crimsonorblue22

I know.

Jan 08, 2015 02:03 PM #68

PASM. Parametrically Applied Statistical Models.

Jan 08, 2015 05:12 PM #69

@wrwlumpy

If a fan enjoys such, does that make it a Fan-PASM? :-)

Jan 08, 2015 05:27 PM #70

@jaybate-1.0 and if a fan doesn't?

Jan 08, 2015 05:40 PM #71

Fan-gasm?

Jan 08, 2015 05:55 PM #72

@wrwlumpy

You probably know the great scientific secret of the last 50 years; that science has largely left parametric statistical inference behind and embraced the algorithm without telling the ordinary folks.

It is vaguely analogous to the precedent of the Vatican accepting Charlemagne's bestowal of temporal powers on the Vatican's spiritual authorities to make the wetware technology of that particular religion and its leader useful as a means of governance. The flock was not really told much about the gravity of the implications of their religion and its leadership becoming instituted as a temporal bureaucracy to rule them. There was after all a rather profound difference between confessing to your spiritual guide,who has a power to save your soul with a blessing, and confessing to your governor, who has the power and right to hang you, burn you, crucify you, imprison you, or otherwise disseminate that information to police authorities without your knowledge, or recourse.

(Note: I like Catholicism, like I like all religions, when some minority of them, as with some minority of all religions, is not behaving vilely.)

In science, in the good old days of induction, we studied things and we had a philosophy and logical foundation that made valid and meaningful our theoretical explanations of phenomena with probabilities of confidence (i.e., those hypotheses tested and found not refuted).

But we found over time that there were too many things we wanted to study that we could not study by induction without violating the assumptions of induction.

There were too many discoveries that lead us into too many realms where induction just didn't work very well.

We basically decided, what the heck, who cares if we violate the assumptions. We can at least learn something quantitatively by using models with violated parametric assumptions and accurately measured variable values.

And once we got used to that we decided, what the heck, why don't we move beyond the parametric models we are violating the assumptions of and just build algorithms, i.e., models that we "believe" will give useful answers. And let's gauge their usefulness by testing how well they predict the past, i.e., the historical data points we used to build the algorithm in the first place. And let's gauge how well they predict the future, too. And if they do both pretty well, then lets use those algorithms as explanations of phenomena, like we used to use empirically verified theories of induction.

And then we decided who the hell cares if those algorithms are right or not, if they will attract grants, let's work with them, and tried to wring at least some useful meanings out of them as we keep the lab open and overhead covered.

Today, in the age of the algorithm, induction is used ad hoc to create statistically significant confidence in the reliability of certain "parameters" and certain "variables" used in an algorithm. Alas, doing so can get rather like a car salesman that might use brand spanking new and highly tested and trustworthy Michelin tires as something to point to and say, "See, this fine, previously owned car has good tires, so you can trust that it will be a good car."

But of course the good tires may be empirically verifiable facts, but they may be mounted on the rusted rims and broken lug nuts of a rusted out hulk with the rust covered over by a cheap paint job.

The validity of our science increasingly depends not on the replicability of measurable findings, but on the character of the scientists extrapolating via algorithms beyond the statistically verifiable realms of empirical reality.

And that sort of reliance was exactly what drove us to inductive science in the first place way back when.

KENPOM's algorithms, much as I appreciate the insights he has achieved, and how much more knowledge there is to gain down the path he walks, is, nonetheless, an algorithmic based analysis.

So say your Hail Marys and hope he is a high priest of QA with good character. For when the inductive is mixed with the algorithmic, it is not unlike the religious being mixed with the temporal.

Nothing is ever quite the same afterwards.

Jan 08, 2015 05:59 PM #73

@wrwlumpy

I get the pun, but you will have to articulate the acronym G.A.S.M for me for this word play to work for me.

Oh, on second thought, not. :-)

Jan 08, 2015 06:00 PM #74

@Crimsonorblue22

I feel you would be able to answer that better than little old me. :-)