Reserve Television, this applies to to one TV households only with more than one occupant, aka wissoxfan83.
All clothing necessary for carrying on superstitions located, laundered, pressed, laid out ready for donning.
Household guests apprised of serious mission between 3 and 5. We're not being rude, we just want to be left alone. If said guest is a Texas aficionado we have the right to revoke your free subscription to KUBuckets because you're not a real fan.
If above rule is a spouse, we will suspend membership from 3-5.
Speaking of spouses, no intimacy 24 hours before the game. After a victory, have at it, otherwise a recovery period is required of at least until the next game.
All Texas insults, verbal assaults, disparaging remarks, and other denigrating language must be brushed up on and ready to unleash on any troll.
Rick Barnes corollary: We must be mentally prepared, as if we were on that hallowed court today to be mugged, assaulted, raped, pillaged, and victimized.
We must be equally prepared to laugh with glee when Barnes blows another game with his uber talented teams.
If participating in any live forum, either at @Jesse-Newell with @jaybate-1.0, @VailHawk, @mistroth @HighEliteMajor, @wrwlumpy, @Lulufulu85 @DanR and others, or here on the bucket with @Crimsonorblue22, @brooksmd, @globaljaybird, @Kusteve among others, we must be prepared to watch, type, and read simulataneously, a difficult task, but essential to the experience. We need everyone's expertise. We need @drgnslayr and many other excellent new faces we've seen recently to join us. Jayhawk nation is dependent on the full participation of all fans.
If life's overwhelming obstacles prevents us from being in front of the TV from 3-5 priorities must be questioned. I'm questioning my priorities as I won't be present today. In said case, be sure in an obsessive compulsive manner that DVR's or other recording devices are set, rechecked at least twice, and, most importantly that you don't receive phone calls, texts, social media messages from anyone that appears like it might ruin your viewing of the game.
Corollary, note must be presented to bucketeers for your absence.
Have fun! It's a game, it's not life or death....well, kinda.