Full Metal Jacket. And I guess, technically, Forrest Gump too.
So with that out of the way, is it safe to say that the platoon thing blew up in Squidward's face? My biggest fear coming into this season that my long held belief that it was virtually impossible to play an undefeated season in the 40 game world of college hoops would be shattered by a new era of single school dominance to rival John Wooden's, anchored not in having transcendent talents with no other options than to play college ball for 4 years at a time, but by crews of top 10 talents willing to eschew franchise level pt in exchange for 20 minutes of fame per game, and a cakewalk to the title each year.
But this post season, UK missed on every top recruit left on the board. This could be coincidence, just poor timing with all the UK departs (of which at least 3 shouldn't be happening). Alternately, it could be the case that 20 minutes of pt isn't enough for the modern blue chip. I know it was a factor in both Zimmerman's and Diallo's commitments to non-UK schools. Ivan Rabb was also notably underwhelmed with UK, being more excited about Halloween than Big BM (phrased for emphasis).
Regardless, I'm not at all upset with Brown's decision (though I was totally caught off guard). With so many top recruits dispersed to so many schools, it's unlikely they'll be a dominant group of teams. More a 2010 or 2011 style year than a 2012 or 2013 where the title favorites were obvious from the get go. Most importantly, we got ours. Diallo and Bragg give us exactly what Self's offense was missing: rim protection and more scoring at the 4. I'd still like to get Tevin Mack, but I won't be surprised if he follows Smart. That JuCo shooting guard we were in contact with would also be a fine addition. Just a depth add, but a guy who can get minutes in Korea or if it takes time for Greene to get back into the groove. Overall, next year is shaping up just fine in my eyes.