Wow, beating all of these little countries (besides Brazil) is one thing, but now we have to defeat the worlds largest country!
It's so big it reaches almost into western Europe and is only 2 miles from the United States on the other side!
It has 11 time zones which means it stretches nearly halfway around the world at that northerly latitude.
I can't think of a nice thing about Russia. Just a long history of dominating and dictators and despots.
It does have the worlds deepest lake so that's cool.
And now we get to play them. Forget that this is the US v. Russia. This is Kansas v. Russia. Us against the evil empire. The paragon of virtuous college sports against the epitome of evil who are still trying to dominate countries.
I don't know anything about Russian basketball. Hopefully the referees don't pull a 1972 olympic gold medal game and steal a game from us.