@iowajayhawk2005 - I've liked Bilas's commentary until this year. He seems extraordinarily condescending towards Bill Self and KU in general.
Conversations from last night's games:
Dave FLemming: " Wow, Jay, Wayne Selden is on fire tonight! "
JayB : " Wayne Selden maybe could possibly be a good player someday, under the right circumstances. He'll never be a threat to shoot the 3 pointer - look how far back he brings his arms over his head. That's playground ball right there. "
DaveF: " Kansas is playing some hard nosed ball right now! Look at Perry Ellis, Joel EMbiid and Wayne Selden ALL diving for that ball. "
JayB: "It is indeed nice to see some hustle from these Jayhawks. Although, rather than diving on that ball and wasting a precious timeout, Selden should have bent over, put his left leg adjacent to his body, thrown his left arm up over his body in some sort of ballerina formation, then when the ball was 1/32" from going out of bounds, he could have grabbed it with his right hand, swung the ball around his back and through his legs and hit Frank Mason for an alley-oop. I know he's young, but he's going to have to learn these things if he wants to help this team."
DaveF: " These Jayhawks are gassed ! They've played their hearts out here at Lloyd Noble Arena and should be very proud of themselves. Jay, look how every single player on the bench is drinking water right now!!"
JayB: " That's one of the big problems with this year's Jayhawks - they don't know how to hydrate properly. You'd think with all the health and nutrition facilities in the Lawrence and Greater Kansas City area, that someone, somewhere would have taught them how to drink properly. For maximum hydration it should be two small sips - THEN a gulp. Not the other way around. I can't believe that someone on this staff of great basketball minds hasn't taught them that yet. But they ARE young. "
** Note - not actual ESPN2 conversations between DF and JB - but it's not that far out of the realm of possibility **