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What would you give Bill Self for Christmas?
Dec 17, 2016 02:32 AM #1

Have at it experts. Gifts for tomorrow, gifts for the league season, gifts for March and April and gifts for the future.

I'd give him a bottle of March Magic.

I'd put a rejuvenated Landen Lucas in his stocking for league play.

I'd give him a FT trainer that he could loan to several of his frequent shooters.

Dec 17, 2016 03:50 AM #2

A TRob for this team.

Dec 17, 2016 05:03 AM #3

Gift-wrapped for HCBS: The email addresses of those posters whose absence from the boards this year has resulted in Bill's inability to heed the usual massive amounts of second guessing and expert advice.

Dec 17, 2016 05:32 AM #4

I'd like to add a can of kick a$$ for when we play Kentucky

Dec 17, 2016 05:33 AM #5

@wissox i second that notion. But i'd also trade that can for a can in the championship game on whatever unlucky victim we face.

Dec 17, 2016 05:58 AM #6

Some one as good as Holly to interview him.

Oh, heck, I'd just get Holly.

Dec 17, 2016 06:08 AM #7

@BShark or for me!😉

Dec 17, 2016 10:44 AM #8

14 straight and b2b NC's. Oh, and for his stocking stuffer a top 10 stat sheet stuffer point guard.

Dec 17, 2016 12:26 PM #9

A membership to Genesis.

Dec 17, 2016 04:17 PM #10

@Fightsongwriter !http://www.rockchampions.us/bmz_cache/9/9f9a0d3fe67d9e0bb0938d929ca0a73d.image.550x550.JPG ↗

Dec 17, 2016 04:18 PM #11

Not one... Not two... Fiiiiiiiive Gooooldeeeennnnn Riiiiiings!

Also, an adopted son who is a freshman at KU.

Dec 17, 2016 04:34 PM #12

@approxinfinity perfect, need a lil Crimson in the ring

Dec 17, 2016 06:03 PM #13

I would give Coach Self a weather day like we're having here in sunny Florida- 82 degrees high temp, with a low tonight around 65.

Dec 17, 2016 06:09 PM #14

Does he still have this tie?

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Dec 17, 2016 06:21 PM #15

@Crimsonorblue22 Lil Crimson tryin' to get a ring, are ya?

Dec 17, 2016 06:22 PM #16

@KUSTEVE I want that too, ole smart guy😭! You do know what it's like here? 💨❄️🌬

Dec 17, 2016 06:27 PM #17

@Crimsonorblue22 LOL...3 degrees??? Hey, I've been there...I remember trudging up Mount Oread in the snow back in the day.

Dec 17, 2016 06:38 PM #18

@KUSTEVE It's warm here in Louisiana too. Going down from 80 to 30's tomorrow.

Dec 17, 2016 06:43 PM #19

@wissox ouch ....stay warm, my friend.

Dec 17, 2016 07:26 PM #20

@KUSTEVE Just now hit 32deg w/light mist ...single digits tonight. Fridge & freezer stocked by the 3 day rule. Adult beverage inventory maintained & developed as per 6 P rule !! And @brooksmd-that would definitely be the military version & NOT the IT description,

Dec 17, 2016 07:50 PM #21

@globaljaybird so does that provide for company?

Dec 17, 2016 07:50 PM #22

@KUSTEVE what about me? 30 is nothing!😉

Dec 17, 2016 07:54 PM #23

@Crimsonorblue22 You betcha if they don't mind Gatorade, Spam & beans ...

Dec 17, 2016 07:56 PM #24

@globaljaybird no spam orGatorade, love beans, but do you want company that just eats beans?💨💨💨

Dec 17, 2016 08:27 PM #25

@Crimsonorblue22 Rascal won't mind but I'll need some space .....:dizzy_face:

Dec 18, 2016 01:28 PM #26

@wissox I'd give him a team that could play 40 minutes of lock-down D like they did late in the game last night against Davidson, +50% from 3 and +95% ft. But that's pretty near impossible so I'll just settle for winning the last game of the season.

Dec 18, 2016 03:11 PM #27

@wissox Ditto the March Magic bottle!

Id give him a clone of Embiid.

Dec 18, 2016 03:11 PM #28

@nuleafjhawk Genesis... Phil Collins! a Genesis Christmas album

Dec 18, 2016 11:46 PM #29

I was thinking I'd like to give myself to Bill for Christmas. My wife is OK with this. I'd be available for whatever he needed, marital advice, spiritual advice, game advice, family advice, player advice, gardening tips. I'd only require a seat nearby him in the arena/fieldhouse that they're playing in, first class tickets to and fro, since, you know, I do have to keep my job here, but so Bill, if you're reading this, and we know you are, I'm giving myself to you. Your friend, Steve

Dec 18, 2016 11:49 PM #30

I'd like to give BIll a room at my house to give when he comes to scout/offer Javonte Smart, a top rated junior who plays just down the road from me. Always wanted to sit down with the coach and shoot the breeze, so Bill, come on by, there's no good motels in the area anyways, they're all really sketchy. Steve

Dec 19, 2016 03:00 AM #31

I'll keep it simple, nets from Phoenix in early April.