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Feb 16, 2017 11:03 PM #1

I am looking for some clever/witty suggestions for a sign for me to take to the UT Game. Provided we win Sat. @ Baylor, it pretty much locks us up for the conference title, right? The one with the most :heart: (favs) will be considered.

THANKS.

Feb 16, 2017 11:06 PM #2

@RockChalkinTexas Are you going to the Baylor game or the UT game?

Feb 16, 2017 11:07 PM #3

@RockChalkinTexas smart enough?

Feb 16, 2017 11:07 PM #4

@Kcmatt7 WISH I was going to Baylor. I'll be at the UT game on Feb. 25th

Feb 16, 2017 11:29 PM #5

This game sux!
Where's the redhead?!?

Feb 16, 2017 11:31 PM #6

"YOU MIGHT HAVE PLAYED ZONE AGAINST OUBRE,
BUT I HAD HIM ONE ON ONE."

  "DON'T YOU WISH YOU HAD BARNES BACK?"

WHY DO LONGHORNS WEAR ORANGE? SO THEY CAN PLAY GAMES, DIRECT TRAFFIC AND PICK UP TRASH WITHOUT CHANGING.

THE WINNER IS! WHAT SEPARATES A GOOD TEAM FROM A BAD ONE?
THE STATE OF OKLAHOMA.

Feb 16, 2017 11:51 PM #7

Like lumps last one

Feb 17, 2017 12:01 AM #8

@Crimsonorblue22

Me, too!

Feb 17, 2017 12:08 AM #9

"It it walks like a Longhorn,
moos like a Longhorn,
smells like a Longhorn,
It's just Shaka pretending to be one!"

Slight mod on @wrwlumpy -

"What separates a WINNER from a LOSER? The State of Oklahoma."

Feb 17, 2017 12:29 AM #10

"Fake News: Texas Competing for Big 12 Title"

Feb 17, 2017 12:37 AM #11

I'll have to watch for your sign!

Feb 17, 2017 12:43 AM #12

What does a Longhorn and basketball have in common?

NOTHING

Feb 17, 2017 12:48 AM #13

It is always fun to make a joke out of their "burnt orange" 70s school color.

I recall one of the old houses near Memorial Stadium had one of those old burnt orange couches they put by the road with a derogatory Longhorn statement on it before we played them.

Feb 17, 2017 01:11 AM #14

Frank 'llwin Center (like Frank Erwin Center)

Feb 17, 2017 01:12 AM #15

@Crimsonorblue22 I like that - - lol -- -gets my vote - - ROCK CHALK ALL DAY LONG BABY

Feb 17, 2017 01:21 AM #16

Just a suggestion, but I always prefer signs that promote your own team, rather than one that says something derogatory about the opponent or the school. I always try to distance myself from fans like KState and I hope other KU fans do the same. The best sign I saw at our last game was a young woman holding "0 is my Hero." If we get there, something about our 13th Consecutive Championship will likely get on TV.

Feb 17, 2017 01:27 AM #17

Jk on this, hope everyone takes this right, how bout f u ksu.

Feb 17, 2017 01:36 AM #18

@dylans I got that.

Feb 17, 2017 01:39 AM #19

Really piss them off - GO KU...BEAT A&M'S LITTLE BROTHER

Feb 17, 2017 01:57 AM #20

Smart...how is that working out for you Texas fans?

Feb 17, 2017 01:59 AM #21

@stoptheflop completely agree.

A Chamberlain jersey might be very fitting this year.....

! β†—

Feb 17, 2017 02:06 AM #22

VCU does not want Smart either...

Feb 17, 2017 02:23 AM #23

ALL GOOD ONES as jabs. @wrwlumpy's / @drgnslayr 's modified version is good. But I kinda agree with @stoptheflop that it would be better to say something great about Coach/the team. I saw the "0 IS MY HERO" sign too and that was great.

If we beat Baylor, something as simple as "#13 Jayhawks Big 12 Champs" would honor us and rub it into UT at the same time.

Keep posting. We have a week to work on it. Thanks all.

@mayjay - Spot on and really relevant :smile:

Feb 17, 2017 02:26 AM #24

@RockChalkinTexas

"KU is Self-ish--still owns the Big 12!"

Feb 17, 2017 10:39 AM #25

I'd rather be Self-ish than Smart.

13 and counting!!!!

Feb 17, 2017 12:06 PM #26

@drgnslayr This is how bad it has come for UT trying to get fans to their games. And the women's team has a good record - they beat Baylor for the first time in many many years last time they met.

!sad.JPG β†—

Feb 17, 2017 12:36 PM #27

@RockChalkinTexas Wish KU tickets in Austin were that cheap.

Feb 17, 2017 02:07 PM #28

@RockChalkinTexas I saw that tickets for the KState IState game this week were as low as $4. Sadly, the seats were pretty good too. Now, I compare that to our football ticket prices that start at $25 for general seating (bowl) and $40 for seats on the goal line. Come on KU athletic department, we need people at Memorial Stadium while our team is rebuilding. Please create some specials on tickets to get at least 40,000 in the stadium. Give some good stuff away. Whatever it takes. I hate that the stands are less than half full for athletes who are working their tails off to get us back to respectability. OK, I'm getting off the soap box now. Thank you for your kind attention.

Feb 17, 2017 02:12 PM #29

Bevo is delicious! ( Next to an upside down longhorn.)

That works two different ways.

1 Beef is awesome

2 an upside down longhorn symbol resembles...

Feb 17, 2017 02:32 PM #30

@dylans eat more chickn

Feb 17, 2017 03:18 PM #31

LONG on HORNS; SHORT on WINS!

Feb 17, 2017 04:03 PM #32

ARE WE DONE "TRANSLATING"?

TRANSLATE THIS!

YOU DONT SPEAK MASONITE.

LOST IN TRANSLATION.

Feb 17, 2017 04:05 PM #33

Sorry, its a Selfish League

Feb 17, 2017 04:22 PM #34

15 minutes of fame are goneπŸ’¨πŸ’¨πŸ’¨πŸ’¨
Rock Chalk conference wins are going on 13 years....πŸ’™πŸ€β€οΈ
Record whatever it is

Feb 17, 2017 05:48 PM #35

The Smart money is on KU.

Feb 17, 2017 08:01 PM #36

How is that "Smart" move working out for you?

Feb 17, 2017 08:31 PM #37

@JayHawkFanToo what was his quote about us?

Feb 17, 2017 08:54 PM #38

@Crimsonorblue22

Asked about suggestions that his full-court defense might not translate to the power conference level, Smart responded, "It translated pretty well a few years ago in San Antonio."

Link... β†—

How about:

"How is that VCU experience translating, Shaka?

or:

Self giveth and Self taketh away...

Feb 17, 2017 09:43 PM #39

@JayHawkFanToo gotta be a good one there!

Feb 18, 2017 01:13 AM #40

I could see this one being held up after a highlight dunk by a certain freshman....

"JUST JOSHIN YA!!!

Feb 18, 2017 01:22 AM #41

@StLJhawk I'm sorry Miss Jackson! Ooh. Josh is for real!

Feb 18, 2017 02:28 AM #42

How about "Everything's bigger in Texas, including number of losses". "Don't mess with Texas, they already have too many losses"

Feb 18, 2017 02:48 AM #43

"At least you're better than KU in football … oh, sorry."

Feb 18, 2017 06:39 PM #44

Here's my son's contribution: "Frank is A-Mason!"

Feb 19, 2017 09:02 AM #45

@mayjay said:

@RockChalkinTexas

"KU is Self-ish--still owns the Big 12!"

Love this one!

Feb 19, 2017 01:47 PM #46

New Math: KU = 13 x (Big 12)

Feb 23, 2017 12:45 PM #47

What do you guys think of:

13IFM = POY

The 13 will run into each other (overlap) so that it looks like #BIFM = POY :smiley:

I'm going to make several with front/back of:

THE SMART MONEY IS ON KU #13

NEW MATH: KU = 13 x (Big 12)

JUST JOSHIN YOU

KU IS SELF-ISH = STILL OWNS THE BIG 12

13 AND COUNTING

I'D RATHER BE SELF-ISH THAN SMART

Thanks for all the great suggestions.

Feb 23, 2017 01:05 PM #48

@RockChalkinTexas I hope you have a wonderful time! I am sure that I am not exaggerating when I say this whole Board has had you in our thoughts this year. Enjoy the game, and we will watch for all those signs!

Feb 23, 2017 01:19 PM #49

Beak Em Hawks

Feb 23, 2017 01:30 PM #50

Bill Shaka'ed the Smart out of Texas!

The Smart move is to go to KU!

Feb 23, 2017 01:31 PM #51

@mayjay Thanks so much. I couldn't have made it through this last year without all my Bucketeers! This will definitely be a different game as Mike and I went the last 8 years. I plan to cheer extra loud.

@Texas-Hawk-10 = What section are you in? I am Section 31. Most KU fans are there to meet the team bus when they arrive - usually an hour before tip off. Chat me up as to where that is if you haven't ever done that. Also, Scholz Garten is where all KU Alum hang before the game.

Sorry I missed the chat last night. Was watching the game with my girls and had such a crappy feed that at one point we listened to Jayhawk Radio.

Feb 23, 2017 01:45 PM #52

Death, Taxes, and Big 12 Championships.
The Smart money is on KU!

Feb 23, 2017 02:38 PM #53

@RockChalkinTexas love them!

Feb 23, 2017 02:40 PM #54

@RockChalkinTexas #13IFM = POY ... fantastic!

Feb 23, 2017 02:44 PM #55

The Shaka Sub 500 with Shaka's picture photoshopped onto a submarine.

Feb 23, 2017 11:29 PM #56

@RockChalkinTexas I think I'm in section 61. I know it's upper level because that's all that was left at the time. I'm not sure yet what time I'll get into Austin because I'm not going to drive up Friday night after work. I've done the party at Scholz before, not sure if I'll make it this year or not.