Jack Whitman of Bill & Mary Jane is not the first player in the Self Era from the Colonial Athletic Association (CAA) to transfer to KU to ball on the Naismith cellulose.
Frank Mason of Towson State (well, he backed out of a Towson commitment, right?) was the first to pull the CAA---->B12 switcheroo.
That worked out okay, didn't it?
National POY.
Hell yeah!
So ol' bate 1.0 has a leeeeeeeeetle hunch about what's going on under the surface of this apparently improbable coincidence of Self bringing two CAA players in the succession of a decent interval.
Self has now apparently conceded that the adidas conveyor is NEVER going to bring him any top 1s and 5s, and maybe even fewer and fewer 5-star and 4-star types at those positions.
But what to do about it?
Self threw everyone a knuckle ball with the sibling transfers from Memphis. Everyone thought: oh, well, Self has gone back to the Graceland well to become a raider of unhappy Memphisto players.
WRONG! That was an anomaly. Just like Tarik Black was an anomaly. Josh Pastner is gone. Once Tubby gets his guys in Graceland, they won't be leaving.
Self will take anomalies anytime, of course.
But what is really, really, REALLY going on here is that Self needs a system.
And what might be that system be?
Well, I'll give you a hint.
It has to do with becoming a raider.
I hypothesize Coach Self has decided to become Mr. CAA Raider.
Whoa, Mistuh CAA Raider? Bate 1.0, are you mainlining some of dat new Syrian shit dat ISIS (wink, wink, nudge, nudge) be dumping into da Windy City dat be spikin' dey crime stats, since dey MOAB-ed the jack outta the underground junk labs in Middle-Uh-Nowhere Afghanistan?
Most definitely not.
But what I am suggesting does follow a vaguely similar principle.
An' whut might dat be?
Well, when TPTB apparently deny Coach Self his 1 and 5 OAD and 5-star junk, and when the 4-star junk even begins to dry up, or move on, well, then Coach Self has to change supply. You dig?
But sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-it, Bate 1.0, the CAA?
Yup, the CAA.
Think about it.
CAA members and partial members have been giving majors fits for years in the March Carney. Just look at some of the schools in the CAA.
George Mason University.
East Carolina University
Old Dominion University
University of Richmond (remember the Spiders?)
St. Francis University
Virginia Common Wealth
UMass
Rhode Island
That's a veritable murderer's row of first weekend upsets of D1 majors in the tournament.
Recall how many times KU has had a tough half against teams like those, once in awhile even been upset.
Everyone of those teams always appear to have at least one or two guys that could play some back up rotation minutes for KU's 8-10 man rotation, and it seems especially so now that Self can barely get a whiff of 5-star and 4-start players at 5.
And half of those school's probably have one 1 that could back up whatever Self signs at the 1.
Self grew up watching Barry Switzer be the Red River Raider at OU. Barry probably got in a big Eldorado and carried his pappy's bootlegger's equalizer and some pints of sour mash and raced over the Red River Bridge on I-35 after dark and went down and wowed the mothers of those big drought horse lineman in those little panhandle towns and then raced back north across the river before the Texas alumni in pick'em up trucks with gun racks and coon hounds got to him and split his skull.
Now Bill Self is about to become the CAA Raider.
Instead of an old Eldorado, he and Norm are going to sweep in low in the alumni jet and low altitude drop with a parafoil--Navy Seal style--into some of those little CAA feeder towns and wow some of those mothers of the better CAA players and, bam, once they finish the dog and pony, he and Norm race out to the darkness at the edge of town and hold up their sky hooks get picked up by an alumni helicopter that takes them to an airport and a waiting Citation to wing it back to Lawrence.
He might sign a whole second string of these guys.
Imagine, KU might again have enough actual players on the roster to have legitimate practices again.
No more coaches suns.
No more projects from other hemispheres.
Just guys that already know the fundies.
Know how to dribble and have seen a cheerleader with a short skirt before.
In the off season, almost anything seems possible.
Go, Bill, go!!!!
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