My recap was so impressive the other day in its spot on analysis I thought I'd try again.
Trae Young made some shots. Announcers acted like he made 50 shots (about 34 times).
Announcers mentioned Lon Krueger as 1. The only coach to take 5 different teams to the dance (mentioned 16 times). 2. The brother of Freddy Krueger whome Lon doesn't like to talk about.
Doke took some FT's. Announcers mentioned 33 times how his missed FT's cost KU their last game against OU.
Announcers 41 times misnamed Allen Field House as Phog Allen Field House. Wife said 'who cares' when I complained about it 41 times.
ESPN annoyingly split the screen to show Sam Cunliffe tying his shoes. Then they split the screen to show the nacho cheese ladler saying "Phog Allan Field House Nacho Cheese is the the Phog Allen Field Houses of Nacho Cheeses."
Devonte Grahams 40 minutes per game streak is mentioned 28 times, but his All American candidacy is not.
Speaking of DG, he snaps his head clear off throwing it backwards to try to draw a foul.
KU shoots 99 FT's, OU 3. Huggie feels better.
In an attempt to extend the game so many OU players foul Doke that 12 of them foul out. They insert their bus driver, cheerleading coach, Lon's grandson, Lon's wife and a random fan into the game just to finish the game.
Malik Vick happens.
At halftime Holly interviews Lon, and Trae walks by and shouts into the mic "I should have gone to KU".
Lunardi reveals his latest 16 seeds, Kentucky, Guatemala State, Guam State Polytech, and Southern Nunavut Central. Kentucky, whom he puts in a bracket with 1 seed Kansas explaining it's just a coincidence.
The NCAA's bracketing expert, announces that all regionals will henceforth be held in North Carolina. All ACC teams receive an automatic bid to the dance.
Back to the game, KU wins 77-69 which is what I meant to predict last game.
KU fans celebrate as they leave The Phog Allan Field House Immortal Palace of All Sports Arenas.
Big 12 trophy is located, readied for the inevitable awarding of it to its' rightful owner.