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What Is the Latest on the Reputedly Broadening FBI Investigation into D1 Recruiting Improprieties?
Apr 04, 2018 10:22 PM #1

Its like those rumored reports of a broadening investigation kind of went into the chronosimplastic infindibulum.

Apr 04, 2018 10:23 PM #2

Much ado about nothing, imo.

Apr 04, 2018 10:26 PM #3

Nothing new yet. It looks like AZ wants Stumpy to agree to pay back $1 million of his retention bonus if he's fired as a result of the investigation.

Apr 04, 2018 11:33 PM #4

@jaybate-1.0 I didn't expect any news to come out during the sacred cash cow tournament.

Apr 05, 2018 06:19 AM #5

@dylans

That appears pretty stiff pre punishment preparation.

Do you suppose the university will gave back any of its ill gotten gains Stumpy’s success brought in?

FAT $&@)”?!ing CHANCE!

Apr 05, 2018 06:21 AM #6

Hawk8086 said:

@jaybate-1.0 I didn't expect any news to come out during the sacred cash cow tournament.

Agreed. That’s why I was asking after. Wondered if any bombs had dropped immediately after?

Apr 05, 2018 01:41 PM #7

@jaybate-1.0 No bombs. Only duds.

Apr 05, 2018 07:32 PM #8

jaybate 1.0 said:

Its like those rumored reports of a broadening investigation kind of went into the chronosimplastic infindibulum.

Mr Bate. I have a pretty well developed vocabulary. But, you are going to have to define "Chronosimplastic infindibulum" :laughing:

Apr 07, 2018 03:20 AM #9

@Lulufulu

It was the realm that protaganist Billy Pilgram intermittently time-travelled through, in the Kurt Vonnegut novel “Slaughterhouse Five,” when he came unstuck in time with Miss Montana Wildhat on their way to the geodesic dome on the planet Tralfamadore with a cyanide atmosphere outside the dome to be observed mating by the super beings of that culture. 🤓

Apr 07, 2018 03:22 AM #10

In my experience, the Feds don’t leak when they’re going to bust someone. They just do. So it’s up in the air.

Apr 07, 2018 10:22 AM #11

@FarmerJayhawk

I wonder if President Trump might dispute you now?